The Bird Show

So Wendy had a date all lined up or? Well, it wasn't really a date. I was just out and about because I'm a single girl so I'm trying to just go out there, meet people, meet different guys. And normally I don't like to waste my time. I mean, one of the first questions I ask a guy when I'm sitting there, like having my cocktail or at the bar, wherever I am. I'm like, what's your status? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you just dating? Are you married? What's your status? What's good? What's your status? I think legitimate questions to ask. That's definitely a normal question. Because the first guy I ended up meeting had a girlfriend. So I was like, that's great. I'm just going to move on, or I just ended that conversation. Then I meet another guy. I'm walking out of the bar.

I'm like, hey, we're going over here. You're really hot. If you want to talk, come over here and chat. Well, I'm like, okay, so I'm sitting at the bar, the next bar with this guy who's really handsome. has one of those unique names

that you just don't hear often.

We'll just say,

Colt.

We'll just do Colt,

because that's not...

Colt McCoy.

It's not a common name, so we'll call him Colt. It's an icebreaker. Something that grad you, okay? Yep, sitting there talking to Colt, have the entire night. Like, great conversation. I ask him as... Like, how long? Like a couple hours? Oh, this is like a two-hour it. I didn't force him to sit next to me and talk to me. And I asked the question right off the bat almost immediately because I'm like, well, this other guy was talking to has a girlfriend. I just want to know your status. So you literally said those words literally came out of your mouth. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, because I think that's important. I'm not going to sit there and waste my time with somebody who's already committed or supposedly committed. So I was sitting there, he was like, I used to be married. I'm like, okay. I mean, I can deal with that. Let's just chat. So we're chatting the entire night. And just something was really odd at the end of the conversation. I mean, it was just odd. I don't know what it was. I had a feeling. I'm like, this guy's still married. So I had a great conversation. Did he not give you his number or something? Was he like dicey about that situation? You was a little dicey at the end because we went to exchange the phone numbers and he took my number but didn't like call mine or put my his number in my phone so I

couldn't like text him back for a follow up follow up or give him a call the next day if I wanted to

so he had to make the initial move and call me okay so that was I mean that's a little off normally

if you're having a great flag yeah normally if you're having a great conversation you change

numbers yeah both of you guys evenly so girls do this the time. I'm doing a little snooping because I have a feeling about this guy. I think he's still married because, I mean, he did send me a text message the next day. You did. But it was just like, hey, hope you made it home safe. And that was it. There was nothing like ridiculous. So I'm like searching.

I go to Facebook. He's not on Facebook. Couldn't find him anywhere. So I go to MySpace and I'm looking through everybody because there's only one. How many people are left on MySpace? Actually, there's a lot. Just kidding. There's a lot and there's a lot of people with his first name on MySpace. Even though it was such a unique name?

Even though, well such a unique name?

Even though, well, I put in the specific area because he told me what part of town he lived in. Okay. And that he had a home and all this kind of stuff. So I'm searching and searching. Oh, I found his profile. Holler. And you're still married. MySpace? MySpace. Now, wait, couldn't that be an old profile, though?

Okay, we'll go back to this because it gets even better. Because she's probably thinking, she's making every, every probably like internal excuse you can to make this guy legit. Oh, absolutely. So I'm looking at the date, it's last updated. It says 2008. Okay, cool. 2008. You married in 2008?

It's 2009.

December.

We're good.

So I click over to the person that he's supposedly married to.

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