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I'm asking for the worst case of parenting you've ever seen. An ex-girlfriend of mine years ago lived next door to a woman, and we would have a constant conversation. It was a single mother with a young daughter, and I guess the daughter's maybe, I don't know, about 10 years old, 10, 11, maybe. And we would have these conversations about how we just didn't think that she was being a great mother. And there was one time that I felt so bad for the kid where the mother came home from work or something. I guess the kid came home from school earlier than the mother came home from work. The mother comes home and the kid rushes up to hug the mother and then the mother scolds the child because she wrinkled her clothes. Oh yeah. You see that's one right there. Sending the message that my clothes are more important. You give me a hug, exactly. Hey, Mandy, you're on all the hits, Q100. It was my first year of college, and I was working at a daycare part-time, and I had the three-year-old's room. And as I'm, like, you know, cleaning up, get ready to go.

This little boy, sees his mother and fly out of the room, run them to his mother.

And this was, like, my first week, pulls down her shirt and proceeds to feed himself.

And the boy was three years old.

And I went, like, you've got the beginning.

So he runs right up to the mom in front of everybody else, pulls her shirt up and starts breastfeeding at three years old? Yeah, and the whole problem I had with it is that, like, she's got a dad to do that for like three years, you know? Well, you remember this was just a couple of months ago. This was a big controversy when this woman was going around, and she was doing the whole national TV circuit also,

and she had like an eight or a nine-year-old son, and she was breastfeeding him right there on national television.

I mean, I understand that, like, supposedly there's myths that make you smarter if he breastfeed or whatever, but come on, he's three years old.

Good morning, all the hits Q100.

Hey, the worst case of parenting I know is my ex-husband's idea of my boys is telling them, if you're going to do it, just don't get caught. That was his fatherly advice to them? That's his fatherly advice, and that's what he lives by. He's still a little twinge of anger in your voice there. Just a tad. It makes me kind of hard on my end. Apparently, he didn't follow his own advice, considering he's your ex-outer. Right. Exactly. Apparently, he got caught. Best example you give to your kids. See, your father was not right. Well, he's proving it on his own daily. No doubts. All right, Amy. Thank you for calling. Bye, bye. Worst case of parenting you've ever seen, Renee? Well, I don't know this is the worst, but it's pretty hilarious. I did eight years of Miller's there, and there was this guy that we used to hang out with. And when his kids would get, like, really unruly, he would become like a drill sergeant, start barking orders.

They would pop to, like a soldier, start doing push-ups,

jumping jacks, running in place until they behaved right.

They had the great Santini.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend's father used to inspect the house with a white glove.

Oh, get out of here.

It was her ex-boyfriend's, her ex-boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend's sister had to clean the house, and then he would come home, and he would, like, run his finger along the tops of tables

and stuff like that.

Hey, Jeremy, you're on all the hits Q-100.

Hey, we were sitting at the airport one time with a friend of ours waiting on a flight and it's late.

And his four-year-old son would not perform tricks in front of everybody.

So he made him go stand in the corner.

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