You're on The Bert Show.

Yesterday, even before we got this woman on, Jen and Melissa were already upset.

Oh, no.

I mean, again, I don't mean to be repetitive, but it's simple.

Life is simple.

And when men talk about women being so cop, okay, we know that's...

Cardinal rule, make a woman feel special.

I'm telling you, everything will fall into place if you just make a woman feel special every now and again. And this, he defined that number one rule. Now, we've edited this up quite a bit. It took her about, I don't know, 36 hours to actually get the story out of the proposal. Freaking awful. Why? Because what was interesting about this woman, and I think, you know, if it's in there, we point this out when we're discussing it with her is that she is defending her fiance. She's coming on to talk to us about being upset about this double proposal, you know, this repeat, recycled proposal. But the entire time she's trying to defend him and she's trying to like make him out to be this amazingly great guy the whole time. We're like, you're coming on to complain.

It's okay.

We know he's a great guy.

You got engaged to him. Whatever. Move on. We might have taken that out because really we were trying to get this edited down to two and a half hours. So here it was yesterday. The phone call that we took, a recyclable proposal is probably the great way to put it. She was all excited that she was finally engaged,

and then she found out that her boyfriend had proposed the exact same way to an ex-girlfriend.

What's the boyfriend's name? Where were we going to call him? Can I just call him John?

John and Jamie. Johnny. How long have you been with him?

We had a two-year anniversary in November.

And we had talked about marriage, but I never really thought we'd get married yet.

We were going to go visit my parents who live in a small town where I'm from in New Jersey.

But this time he said, you know, I feel like I don't know anything about like just everything

you did as a kid.

And he was saying, okay, we're driving around. He's like, show me where you, you know, grew up because I lived in two different houses. And we went there first and he's like looking at the house. And we got out of the car. We walked to where I used to go to school. We were just talking and holding hands. and then we went to a place I used to have ice cream.

And then we went to where I went to high school.

I was in a bunch of musicals and stuff. It all ended where we, he took me to a lovely restaurant. And then afterwards he said, I just want to go back to your elementary school. Oh, no. Where there were some swings in the, and we just thought we'd sit there and talk.

...