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Vault: The Condition You've Never Heard of That's Destroying Relationships

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🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vault: The Condition You've Never Heard of That's Destroying Relationships

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

So this is not a friend of a friend of mine, and this is purely coincidence that she told me about this a couple of weeks ago.

0:09.3

And then I, for whatever reason, was doing some show prep and linked from there to there to there to there to this story on sex omnia.

0:18.1

And this isn't a friend of hers.

0:19.9

This is, this happens in her home that her husband will start fondling her in the middle of the night.

0:29.3

And this, it was going on time and time again.

0:31.9

I mean, just he was getting all frisky and she's like, all right, let's do this.

0:36.0

So they get their freak on pretty good.

0:37.9

And then, like, three hours later, it starts happening again. She's like, okay, all right. And then third time in the middle of the night, okay, that's really what you want. But, Christ, I'd like to get some sleep. I got to work more. Right? But, you know, she does her duty and she gets it done, right? And it was happening like three or four times a week before they both realized that I guess they had a conversation in the morning one time about how much sex they were having in the middle of the night.

1:04.6

And he had zero idea.

1:07.5

Zero, zero idea.

1:09.9

And I don't want to give out too many details he wasn't trying to you know well

1:12.9

they went to a they went to a doctor about it okay because I say as a guy you think oh honey

1:18.1

I don't remember any of those they went to a therapist about it and they said if he's being honest

1:22.7

about it it is it's a reality sex omnia where you can have sex in the middle of the night and have no idea that you've done it just like somebody would sleepwalk and walk down stairs and make a sandwich or whatever and then go back up and sleep and have no idea about it the next day. It is real.

1:40.7

That is a condition that a lot of people listening right now are jealous of.

1:44.0

No kidding. That's crazy though that a lot of people listening right now are jealous of. No kidding.

1:45.8

That's crazy though. And it's not caused by anything? Well, here is a story that was online. It was a

1:51.6

new story about a week ago. And it's from a woman that claims she has it and it's not nearly as good

1:58.5

as everybody thinks it is. Hi, I'm Haley and I suffer from a condition called sexomnia.

2:04.5

This means that I can have sex in my sleep four or five times a night

2:08.7

and not know anything about it until the next day when I wake up.

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