Vault: Brutally Honest Men Answer What Women REALLY Want to Know
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | We call this the guys panel on The Birch Show. |
| 0:04.1 | Look, now is the time. |
| 0:05.8 | We're going to go one by one around the room with these guys, and they have promised us complete honesty, which normally means about 75% honesty, if you ask me. |
| 0:15.1 | Because they got women they need to answer also, but if I can count on you for some honesty, man. |
| 0:19.8 | Right, of course. |
| 0:21.3 | Any question you've ever wanted to ask a guy and get brutal honesty about. All right. Let's go right around the room before we start taking the calls. This is Joel. And Joel, you're how old? 30. 30 years old and is now engaged. Correct. Congratulations. Thank you very much. It's actually a really cool engagement. Want to tell them real quick how you propose it? Come on. |
| 0:40.5 | Come on. |
| 0:38.6 | Soften them. Correct. Congratulations. Thank you very much. It's actually a really cool engagement. You want to tell them real quick how you propose it? Come on. Come on. Come on. |
| 0:41.1 | Soften them up before they hit you. |
| 0:44.5 | I basically surprised my fiancé with a trip to Italy and proposed to her in front of the Coliseum on a overhangover-looking Rome. |
| 0:59.1 | That's strong. |
| 1:00.3 | Yeah, pretty cool. |
| 1:01.4 | Those are pretty big shoes for the fur. |
| 1:03.0 | You know, if I made it elaborate enough, there was no chance she could say no. |
| 1:07.0 | So, it's a long flight home. |
| 1:08.6 | She was feeling the pressure? |
| 1:09.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:10.1 | She had to. |
| 1:10.4 | Pretty big shoes for her second husband to fill when he proposes to her. I think you did it right, dude. Thanks for it. Gary is here also. Gary, you're how old? 29. 29 years old, single. No. No. Dating. Dating. |
| 1:44.9 | And your girlfriend told you to make that perfectly clear when you're on the radio tomorrow. Absolutely. Okay. I know she did. And this is Griff here. What's that in it, man? Tell them how old you are? I am 37 and I'm married and it's funny because you got like the cool proposal story. but when I proposed my wife in Miami, |
| 1:44.4 | she thought I was going to tell her I had AIDS right I promise you like |
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