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Vault: The Call-In Confessions That Prove People Will Lie About Anything For Love

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🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: The Call-In Confessions That Prove People Will Lie About Anything For Love

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.4

Today was your last day. Would you continue to lie about your age in order to hook up with Wendy? And I think the answer is probably yes to that. So Wendy goes out on this day. She's really looking forward to hanging out with this dude. She thought he was like 25. Yeah. And he turned out to be 21 years old. Which is really not that big a deal. But there really is like a big maturity difference, I think, between like 21 and 25. Well, he's in college in a fraternity, and that's what he was really into, right? And there's a big difference between guys and girls of that age, too, anyways. And he's younger, too. So it takes guys a lot more time to mature. So we're asking you guys, what is the largest age discrepancy that you were

0:38.5

surprised by when you were dating? And we're going to work our way up here. Good morning, Don,

0:42.8

you're on Q-100. Good morning. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm good. Love you guys.

0:48.3

Thank you. When I met my, now my husband, I assumed he was older.

0:55.0

He never really, you know, lied to me about it.

0:57.0

And I just assumed he was older when we started dating.

1:00.0

He was still living with his mom.

1:02.0

So I was like, oh my God, you know, someone's living with his mom because I have a daughter.

1:07.0

So it was a huge, it was a huge, awkward thing for me.

1:15.9

I mean, when he was born, I was wearing Madonna Beats singing like a virgin,

1:17.8

and he was just being born, brought into the world.

1:18.5

Oh, no.

1:24.9

So, I mean, it's really, really awkward, and I don't know, I can see Wendy's point.

2:03.3

She wants someone, you know, that's stable, but 25 is... Did I miss this? What was the age discrepancy? How many years? Oh, he... I'm the cougar amongst our friends, because I'm in a totally different decade than him. Now, how old did he... He's seven years younger than me. Seven. Okay. Okay. So you thought he was how old? I thought he was in his 30s. And he turned out to be how old? And he turned out to be 25. I was like, oh, my God. I think that's on the windside right there. Yeah. That's on the windside right there. Good morning, Q100. Hey, Steve. Hey, yeah, actually the discrepancy here is nine years.

2:04.0

Okay.

2:05.2

Nine years.

2:06.1

Which way?

2:08.3

Yeah, she told you she was how old at first.

2:09.9

Well, she didn't say.

2:12.9

I honestly assumed that she was a little bit older.

2:16.3

And it came out probably third date.

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