Vault: First Date Fails That Should Have Ended Everything
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🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | I got a question I ask you guys. |
| 0:03.8 | 404-7401 Q100. |
| 0:06.1 | I think that I have the greatest dating comeback story in the history of dating. |
| 0:13.8 | It went so awful the first night that these two were out. |
| 0:17.7 | It should be a no-brainer that she never, ever, ever saw him on for another |
| 0:24.5 | date. But they have seen each other and it has worked out well over the last couple of weeks. |
| 0:29.4 | I don't even want to tell you guys what the story is at first. I just want you to call in and give |
| 0:34.5 | us your, I mean, this is the greatest dating comeback. We tried marriage with this |
| 0:39.0 | a couple of weeks ago. This is like a first or second date. He or she messes this thing up so |
| 0:43.7 | badly that there's, there should be no way that you would ever see him or her ever again. |
| 0:50.3 | But for whatever reason out of the goodness of your heart, you're like, I'll give him one more |
| 0:53.5 | shot. And for it, lo and behold, the second date is great. And then the third date is fine. The fourth date is great. And you end up in a relationship with this guy or this woman, even though that first date was awful. Does it have to be the first date that was awful or just something right at the beginning or what? I think it's got to be like the first or second date. And then I'll tell you what I consider to be |
| 1:14.8 | the worst dating comeback story. Well, actually the best. It has to be. The incident has to |
| 1:22.0 | happen early enough in the relationship that it could be a deal breaker situation. You know, like by the time you've got out with somebody, you've got out with somebody half a dozen times and like, for example, whatever, they don't open the car door for you once. Like they've built up or whatever. But if you're on first, second, maybe third. You don't know each other very well. First couple of dates and they do something like... |
| 1:44.6 | If you're on the third date with somebody and he sends 20 text messages from the dinner table, |
| 1:49.1 | then you're going to... |
| 1:49.7 | You might be like, I got nothing invested in this. I've been at to dinner with him twice now. It's third time. Done. Bye-bye. so it has to be in that window of the easy bye-bye |
| 1:57.3 | because the fact that this guy is still hanging on |
| 2:00.0 | after this happened, |
| 2:01.8 | which was in that easy bye-bye period. |
| 2:04.6 | Mm-hmm. easy bye-bye because the fact that this guy is still hanging on after that after this happened, |
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