Vault: Steve Carell Joins The Show
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.8 | Hello. |
| 0:02.4 | Hello, is this Steve Carell? |
| 0:03.7 | This is he. |
| 0:04.5 | Well, that's good luck on our part because we've been sitting here waiting for you. How are you today? I'm well. How are you doing? We're doing great. Good. Let me introduce you to everybody here. Okay. Okay, my name is Bert. Hi. This is Jeff. Hi there. Hello. And Jen. Hey. |
| 0:20.9 | Hi. |
| 0:21.4 | And Melissa. |
| 0:22.1 | Hey, Steve. |
| 0:23.0 | Hi. |
| 0:24.1 | Do I have this Hi. This is Jeff. Hi there. Hello. And Jen. Hey. Hi. And Melissa. Hey, Steve. Hi. |
| 0:24.0 | Do I have this right that at one point or another you wanted to be a radio DJ? |
| 0:28.6 | Um, you know what? After, after college, I auditioned for a couple of, I auditioned for, to actually be a newsreader on a radio station, one up in the |
| 0:39.7 | Green Mountains in New Hampshire, and I auditioned for a job as a newsreader for something |
| 0:48.2 | called the Sumner Callahan Radio Network. |
| 0:50.5 | The station that only broadcast into the tunnel leading to Logan Airport. |
| 0:58.1 | And no, because there was no reception. |
| 1:00.4 | So they just had a broadcast into the tunnel. |
| 1:02.8 | And people could hear it for all of about 45 seconds. |
| 1:05.9 | Did you get that job? |
| 1:06.9 | Or did you just? |
| 1:07.5 | No, I didn't. |
| 1:07.8 | I was not good enough. |
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