The Bert Show.

Good morning, Lucy. You're on the voice disguiser. Good morning, Bert Show. Good morning, Lucy. How are you? Very good. How are you? Good. Now, Jen raised an interesting point a couple of minutes ago. Like, you already know that your boyfriend's screwing around, but you are holding on to it and planning. Completely. I'm just impressed with the calculation of all of that. You know just how calculated

you could be. Right. I feel like the only way that I can bust him is by showing up at one of his

dates and addressing the issue. I think if I tried to talk to him about it or just brought it up

in conversation that he would have an excuse or it would just, I don't know, I just felt he could talk his way out of it and I wouldn't have valid proof of what he's doing. So if I show up, you know, there I am. Obviously, I know what's going on and I can address it that way. All right. I think we're getting our head of ourselves here a little bit.

You and your boyfriend have been going out. How long? Here. Okay. And how do you know that he's online looking for other women? I found him. I searched him and found him. And I was clued into the whole thing because initially when we, like a few months ago, He was reading his email one time that I saw an email from the service, online dating service, like, you know, your connections for the week or whatever.

And I thought, it wasn't like a personal mail, you know, it was like an automatic message from the service.

And I thought, okay, well, everyone who's been single has tried online dating things.

So it's probably his old subscription, you know, he's just letting it run out, and he's still getting the emails, no big deal.

And then his work schedule, his job, he has to go on a lot of after-hours, dinners, and

meeting clients for drinks and things like that, and I go with him on a lot of those meetings,

just to lighten it up.

We meet with families and couples and stuff. But every once in a while, he'll have a meeting with a client that he doesn't want to tell me anything about, not where they're going, not what the meeting is about, not their name, not anything. He's just very, very tight-lipped about it. And this happened a couple times, I just started to get a weird feeling because it's just, you know, he's like night and day. I just kind of put it all together and searched him and found him. And I couldn't believe it. I was just shocked that I found, you know, his profile, and then I went into it. I was able to get into his profile, and then I saw his activity, and then I knew it was really going on.

And the day that I found all this out, he had had a client dinner about

five days before, but I didn't go on, and so when I went to his account, I read all the e-mails

between me and a person he was meeting with. He wasn't a client who he met online.

So he was setting updates and for sure going out on those.

And, I mean, you saw it right there in black and white, so you know for sure it's happening.

How many times do you know that he's done this?

Well, I am still working to find that out.

I'm trying to, you know, find out the history because I've

just found out about the recent one, so I'm not exactly sure how long it's been going on. I know of

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