Vault: Short Cuts To Simplify Your Life
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🗓️ 9 June 2026
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| 0:55.5 | including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhers.com. This is The Bird Show. Everybody's got a really packed schedule. So anytime we can find a shortcut, it's a good thing because I think everybody's just got really, really busy days all the time. I feel like |
| 1:11.1 | that. Do you guys feel like that? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Time is precious. And I always, I always talk to my |
| 1:15.9 | friends about this too. I could sleep in another probably 45 minutes if I didn't have to get up and |
| 1:22.5 | like do my hair and put on makeup and all that kind of stuff or like you know some of my girlfriends wish they could |
| 1:28.3 | work out before work in the morning but women have to like do the blow drying and the getting |
| 1:33.6 | ready and everything else like it's just there's just more to do the same with shopping like you don't |
| 1:37.4 | want to have to try everything on in the store because you don't only have a limited amount of time |
| 1:41.5 | to spend exactly so cosmo has this list of sneaky shortcuts that simplify your life. Oh, cool. So there's a |
| 1:48.1 | bunch of them on this list. There's about 13 of them. I think some of them are, some are good and |
| 1:53.4 | some are bad. You tell me what you think. Okay. If you think these would actually work for you. |
| 1:57.9 | They say you have to know if something fits without having to try it on, kind of what you were talking about with shopping. They say that the circumference of a person's neck is roughly half the width of his or her waist. So if you hold up a pair of pants or a skirt, you can hook your fingers inside of the waistband and pull it and then wrap it around your neck. So how tight or loose it is indicates about how tight or loose it would be around your midsection. I think that is fascinating. Really? Do that one more time? Okay. So if you held up some pants and you wrap them around your neck and if it fits that way because it's about half, then it would probably fit around your waist. Okay. So that saves a bunch of time. |
| 2:34.8 | That's interesting. |
| 2:35.6 | So you could kind of see. |
| 2:36.8 | How many people tonight are going to take their pants off and then go? |
| 2:39.2 | Wait a second. Is this really work? What do you mean tonight? They're doing in the office right now. Huh. Okay. One of those pants off offices? For women, they say if your boss calls them a last minute meeting and you need to look more pulled together than you were that day, that you should smooth your hair down with a brush or comb and pull it back with a headbin or into a low ponytail. |
| 2:57.6 | Because that looks like put together smooth and professional. |
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