Vault: Can The Bert Show find him a date?
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🗓️ 9 June 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:55.5 | including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com. You're on The Virtue. Inconsequential that Jeff really doesn't believe Jesse's story here. That he's a four and the girl that he goes out with is like a 15. He was, he asks her out. |
| 1:28.2 | She says yes. He's shocked by that. They go out and Jesse returns from the date and he's like, you know what? She's not everything I thought she was going to be. He didn't return from the date at the date. He said, let's just be friends. Let's just be friends. They told her at the day. He shut it down. And you didn't think that it was capable for a guy to do that. |
| 1:48.8 | I just think it seemed odd that it happened at the first meeting at the fondue house, house of cheese melted or whatever it was. Like at the very end of the whole thing, he just sort of says, you know, he's very honest. Yeah, Jesse, how does that conversation go? Because I think this may be a first in the history of men. at end of the date you're with hotty and how do you begin the conversation that look it certainly seems to me that we're better as friends than we would be |
| 1:51.7 | something else well um basically it just starts as so what do you think about me and |
| 1:59.5 | then she asked the same thing and And I just, I was just |
| 2:03.4 | honest with her. And we had the same interest in each other. So, so she was sort of lukewarm |
| 2:12.7 | about the whole thing. You were sensing that and you're like, you were lukewarm also. So |
| 2:16.0 | you said, let's just be friends then. |
| 2:18.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 2:19.0 | Okay. |
| 2:19.7 | All right. |
| 2:34.6 | You know, I mean, there's really no point in trying to waste any more time. Okay. He's trying to find a good girl. He doesn't care about looks, anything else. That's what he said. He's a good person. You're a good Christian guy. The looks thing's not important to you. The sex thing is not important to you. And that's not what you're interested in. |
| 2:36.2 | You're interested in a woman with more substance, right? |
| 2:38.8 | Exactly. |
| 2:39.6 | Okay. |
| 2:40.8 | That's so hard to believe, Jeff Dollar. |
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