You're on The Virt Show. So here she is. Phone screener, Sean, has been telling us now for weeks and weeks and weeks. It's online dating thing. It's for desperate people. It doesn't work. It's stupid. Well, your alternatives to have Jessica set you up with someone to take it back. I think I'd go with Matchy by all that. Yes. Stay online. So if you weren't listening a couple of weeks ago, we sort of challenged on and said, okay, look, you haven't even tried the thing. You're making a judgment about online dating, but you've never actually gone on a date after you've met somebody online. So she did a few weeks ago, and it didn't go great. And when I say great, it sucked. It was boring.

It was dull.

And I was talking the whole time. He just sat there. It was very nervous. Part of that was your fault, though. How? Because you just picked a guy randomly instead of doing what you should do when you go online. And that is like, fill out the whole questionnaire. They match you with somebody that has like interests of you. and then you go on the date with somebody that you have something in common with.

You just randomly picked one.

He looks fun in common with.

You just randomly picked one. He looked fun in his pictures. You got to go with pictures, I guess. Everybody can look fun in a picture. Which at the end of the date, he didn't want to wind up taking a picture with me, so that just... I can't put that on him. That was weird. I'm putting that one on you. Okay. Did he look fun in this picture because his mouth was open?

Yeah. Or you did it on a kissing face.

You're having the best. I can't put that on him. That was weird. I'm putting that one on you. Okay. Did he look fun in this picture because his mouth was open?

You're having the best time ever. Hey! He actually did in one. He did. Yeah. See, you look

fun. The little Mento smile. So we said, all right, let's do this the right way. Go ahead, go online, fill out the questionnaire. Find somebody that you have something in common with 70% 80% 90% commonality so that was her

homework assignment yes and it happened this weekend it did uh we had a lot of the same interest in

music and so we would talk about that a lot and he asked me to go out on a date with him and we went

to the plaza theater which i've never been to but it was really cool place. I can't believe you found someone that you're compatible with, like, like Burside, who's not in jail or therapy. Not that I know of. And so we went there and we said. It could be furlough and it just wasn't his time for his session. Or he could be like that. What was that guy's name, Special Kay or whatever? That weekend jail? Yeah. It's a furlough type to you.

Yes. and it just wasn't his time for his session. Or he could be like that. Was that guy's named Special Kay or whatever?

That weekend jail?

Yeah.

It's a furlough type to you.

Yeah.

Somebody find him for me. You only have to go in Monday through Friday or something. How many times did you talk to him online or did you speak to him on the phone before he said, hey, let's meet up this weekend? He was one of the first ones to actually send me a message.

So probably, I guess, a week and a half, as long as I had the profile.

We just went back and forth.

He sent me, like, a week and a half, as long as I had the profile.

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