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Vault: Jeff Saw A License Plate He Doesn't Think Should Be Legal

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🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vault: Jeff Saw A License Plate He Doesn't Think Should Be Legal

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0:00.0

Listen, it's The Bird Show.

0:02.0

So I have to, I was out yesterday running around Sandy Springs, and I took a picture of something, and I don't know if we can talk about it on the air. Okay. But I'm going to show it to you guys. It's not the Alcoholics Anonymous Building, is it? No. That wasn't been yesterday. That was me. Sorry. It's not the arson fire. I'm a jerk. No. No.

0:26.3

I was at the Jason's deli in Sandy Springs.

0:26.8

Mm-hmm.

0:27.3

Yum.

0:28.6

I want some potato salad.

0:35.4

And as I was leaving, I saw a car with a personalized license plate.

0:35.9

Okay.

0:36.7

Oh.

0:38.1

Did you see this? No. You haven't seen it yet? I saw this. plate. Okay. Did you see this?

0:38.9

No.

1:11.2

You haven't seen it yet? I saw this. Okay, so we're automatically, do we automatically pass a little bit of judgment on people with personalized plates? Yes. Yeah. Okay. I saw a car with, even though I've been tempted before, but no. I saw a car with a personalized plate. Okay. And so I swung around to see what it said because it's a long story, but I have a contest going on with someone about personalized plates. Okay. That story is a relevant. Contest or bad? Contest. Okay. That part's irrelevant. What's relevant is what the license plate said. Okay. So, Wendy, you've seen it.

1:12.1

Melissa, come over here.

1:14.6

Anybody who has not seen it come around here.

1:15.0

Okay.

1:18.4

I don't know if I can reveal, even say what this said on the air.

1:19.5

I don't think you can't.

1:22.3

I don't think this, I don't think this license plate should be legal.

1:22.7

Okay.

1:28.5

Like, if I can't say it on the air, the license plate can't be legal, right? I don't know. You think. Oh. Oh. Can you spend... I know what it is for. I know what it's for too.

1:32.8

Well, when you go to get your personalized tags, they ask you the meaning of it. Like, so if you

1:37.7

have something that's suggestive, they'll make you explain exactly what it means. Right, but still

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