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Vault: She Says It Didn't Mean Anything. He Disagrees.

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🗓️ 4 May 2026

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Vault: She Says It Didn't Mean Anything. He Disagrees.

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. I think everybody in their past has that one person that you hooked up with that you wish you didn't.

0:07.7

Might have happened for Rushmore on Monday night. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And when I, and we've debated this off the air, Wendy,

0:14.8

hooking up in my terminology world when I was in school and everything like that was just making out. And in my world, hooking up means going all the way. Okay. So when I was in school and everything like that was just making out and in my world

0:22.2

hooking up means going all the way okay so when I say hookup I mean somebody made out with

0:28.0

you've all had this discussion before right for me it was made out making out making out yeah

0:32.3

yeah I think I think you just hooked up with guys who were just telling you all you were like

0:36.8

all my friends are hooking up.

0:37.7

You want to hook up with me? And he's like, yeah, that means sex.

0:39.3

You're not going to die.

0:40.0

No, there is like that.

0:41.4

There is a confusion. There is a confusion there. I don't know what I thought it was. But I think in this scenario, it's going to be making out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. making out.

0:50.2

And I just, yeah, there was a mistake that I made.

0:54.3

And this was like over a year ago.

0:55.7

Like, this is when mistake that I made. And this was like over a year ago, like,

0:56.5

this is when I was just newly, freshly single and had these new liberties I could take.

1:03.3

And I did. Which is healthy, I think. You get out of, I mean, she got divorced and, you know, like.

1:09.9

Right. Coming out of that, I was like, yeah, okay, guess what?

1:13.5

And then I sort of, so I went out of town with some friends back to my college town for a football game.

1:19.9

And I realized when we were all sitting around at the tailgate, whatever, and this is, you know, over a year ago, I was like, oh my gosh, I could make out with somebody.

1:30.4

Like, I'm allowed. Like, it was like this new thing. I was like, oh, wow. Okay. So there was a good friend

1:36.3

of ours that I've known for years. And, you know, he's a friend of our friends that have the

1:41.5

tailgate, right? So we always go back to the same ones, see the same group of friends, whatever. This guy's always been single. I never really thought about it before, but all of a sudden they started thinking about it. He's got a tongue, I've got a tongue, let's do this. Yeah, I just made out with him because I could. Right. Like old school college style, like at the tailgate. Well, why not flex your new freedom?

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