Vault: She's really nervous and needs help talking to her crush.
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🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.6 | Does she want to be on the voice disguiser, Jeffrey? |
| 0:03.9 | No need. |
| 0:04.7 | No need. |
| 0:06.3 | Hey, Terry. |
| 0:07.8 | Hey. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm excited. |
| 0:10.2 | I'm so nervous. |
| 0:11.8 | Okay. |
| 0:12.3 | You got to give us a little bit of history here about the boyfriend because I think the need your advice is sign off. |
| 0:19.6 | Okay, so here's the thing. Like, I'm so nervous. I'm seeing now because my computer's like I'm about sign off. Okay, so here's the thing. |
| 0:21.6 | Like, I'm so nervous. I'm, you know, because my computer's, like, I'm about to die. And, like, he just, like, text here. Like, I am to me. It was like, hey, there, girl, but I don't know what to say. Like, basically, like, I'm, like, I've been, like, totally, totally into him, like. All right. First, let's take a breath. |
| 0:38.2 | Slow her down a little bit, slower down a little bit. |
| 0:40.9 | I'm sorry, I'm sorry. like totally totally into him like first let's take a let's take a breath |
| 0:37.7 | slower down a little bit slower down a little bit |
| 0:40.5 | I'm sorry I'm so nervous |
| 0:42.4 | did you write back anything like my friend is supposed to be |
| 0:45.2 | helping me and she's asleep |
| 0:47.2 | so why don't you just write back like |
| 0:50.1 | hey like uh yeah |
| 0:52.9 | well what's making you so nervous about it? |
| 0:55.0 | If he's an ex-boyfriend, like, well, we got to hook him with something. |
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