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All right, Veronica, just give us a check, check to make sure you're on the voice disguiser. Hey, guys. That voice disguiser, okay, perfect. How are you? I'm wonderful. Good. How are you guys? Good holidays? I did. I just wanted to say, I'm your biggest fan. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. Well, I'm glad that you are now. We'll see how it is after we talk to you. Well, we're glad you contact us, and we hope you can get some advice from this that you'll turn around and ignore because that's what the, you know, Birchow listeners do. But we'll try. That's what you're good for Jeff, right? I know.

We try.

All right.

Tell us about this perfect man.

Okay, so I've been with my boyfriend for a year, and ever since we've been together,

we have thought that we would be married.

He is an exceptional man. He is completely devoted to me. He treats me like a princess.

He's always there for me. We very rarely ever fight. He's just the greatest guy. I mean,

he's everything that I've ever looked for in a man. And we've never

gotten to an argument until the holidays. And the issue was that he was spending too much time

with his mother. So all these feelings kind of came out of the woodwork over the holidays.

All right. What was the, when he was spending time with his mom, tell us what were some of the things

he did to lead up to it, and then what was the straw that broke the camel's back?

Okay.

Well, I guess for starters, she calls him at least one today, and I have counted one time. She called him over least once a day. And I have counted one time.

She called him over five times in one day.

And he had his phone off for half the day.

So that's pretty bad.

And before she was kind of frantic that she couldn't get in touch with him?

No, it wasn't frantic.

But she calls him and talks to him when they end the conversation and then an hour later calls him again, has another conversation with him.

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