Vault: She Moved Back In With Parents Because of Her Roommate
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🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Producer Joanna at 25 years old. Living back with moms and pops. Yeah, living back at the parents' house. When did that happen? I thought you got a roommate. Well, I did. I was living, you know, I rented out my house to help save some money and I moved down to the city. But one of the, it was three roommates. What was this? A couple years ago? Huh? How long ago did this happen? This happened just a few months ago. |
| 0:23.7 | Oh, okay. So one of the roommates, we just have different lifestyles. He stays up very late and I have to wake up very early and it just wasn't working out so I had to leave, you know, it was just driving you crazy. Yeah. On the front end of this story, how did you meet this roommate? It was like a random man. |
| 0:39.1 | Mutual friend. |
| 0:39.6 | Mutual friend, okay. |
| 0:40.4 | So then I moved back home and I thought I was going to hate it. I thought it was going to be horrible living at home. I have to live with my parents. Hold on. You're yada, yada, yada in this whole thing. Yeah. We are skipping over a whole bunch of stuff here. |
| 0:53.6 | Whole bunch of stuff here. |
| 0:55.0 | They kept separate hours, but this guy was up partying all night, right? |
| 0:57.9 | Right. He was coming home at like 3 a.m. And I have to wake up in like 45 minutes. And that 45 minutes is very crucial. So are you asking me to tell the whole like... Didn't you threaten him him with violence didn't Jason have to break you and your roommate |
| 1:12.8 | up at one point |
| 1:13.6 | yes I had the cops threatened to be called on me |
| 1:16.7 | what what happened |
| 1:18.2 | oh I forgot about that |
| 1:20.1 | what happened and look at how shocked she is at birth |
| 1:22.5 | is that what you wanted to talk about |
| 1:26.0 | part of the evolving story, I think, yeah. |
| 1:30.1 | Well, okay, so it was happening. |
| 1:32.4 | The first week, I realized that this wasn't going to be working out. |
| 1:35.4 | You know, he came home at 3 a.m. |
| 1:37.8 | And started singing karaoke spice girls upstairs. |
| 1:41.4 | And I was just like, are you seriously happening so furious right so but the time we |
| 1:46.9 | get up in the morning you're right those 45 minutes are precious and he knew when you guys |
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