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Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends

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🗓️ 5 May 2026

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Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends

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Listen, it's the bird show.

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So, I have seen the excitement building over the last week between mostly Wendy and Melissa about Halloween costumes.

1:10.2

Oh, I love Halloween, and I love picking out my costume, and normally I don't make my costume, but this year I'm like kind of had to put it all together in different little pieces, so I'm like really amped up for my costume this year. I didn't realize that you can't wear the same costume. No. No. Wendy and I were talking about this, because I've got three this year for Halloween and two of them, Katie and I, are set on what our costumes are going to be, but one, tomorrow night, we're not trying, we're trying to figure out what we're going to wear to the Halloween party at the Biltmore for Jerilsome House. And so, yeah, but you can't wear it. No, I cannot wear what I'm wearing a big wicket tomorrow night and have pictures taken and then people see it and then it already be blown. There's no surprise. There's no surprise. A costume is about you walking in the door and people go on either laughing or saying that sex or whatever result you want. It's walking in the door and having that immediately. Exactly. You don't want to be wearing a sexy one and walk in and have people laugh. And start laughing. I've got two questions really to ask. Like who is

2:05.3

listening right now that has spent the most amount of time pre-planning for your wet, for your

2:10.1

Halloween costume? And who has the most? Like if you're going to four parties, do you get four

2:15.9

costumes? Yes. Yes. Really? Yes.

2:34.6

Jen? I don't go to that many Halloween parties. And if I do, I'm not dressing up for all of them. I don't, I mean, I get excited about Big Wicked and I'll definitely like put a ton of him, you know, into my costume for that one. But I won't do it for, that's too much. I know much to think about for me. I know a woman that works in an office and about two months ago, one of her coworkers, started

2:41.4

growing this thick-ass beard out of nowhere, you know? Like, it just came out of nowhere.

2:46.3

And everybody in the office was talking about how bad it looked and she finally called him out on it a couple of days ago.

2:52.3

And he decided to go as Zach Gallifacus from the Hangover.

2:58.6

And he's been growing that beard now for a month.

3:01.0

So he thought about it 60 days ago.

3:03.9

What he was going to be for Halloween.

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