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Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.

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🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.

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Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wogh, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. It's the Virch Show. You could say boo. No, that's just nasty. I want to see if we can get you guys on the phone. because Jeff was just talking about

1:11.8

this poor guy

1:13.4

and I think most women have a former lover in their past that was so bad that he has earned a nickname.

1:21.9

You know, in this case, this guy's going to be the stabber.

1:24.6

For the rest of his life, among this group of girls, because of his motion, his technique

1:31.3

during the, uh, during sex, he's the stabber.

1:34.8

He's the stabber.

1:35.5

That's how she'll refer to him because she tells the story to all of her friends and somebody

1:40.8

in the group nicknames him the stabber and whenever his real name comes up or whenever he comes up again, they'll refer to him as the stabber and everybody knows who he is. So give us a call right now. We don't want to know the history behind or the technique. We just want to know the nickname. And then I think we'll be able to figure out exactly what he was doing wrong. 404-741 Q-100. Melissa accidentally

2:02.0

sort of told us about one of them earlier this morning. Well, there was this guy when I dated guys, there's this one guy who when we made out, it was, well, it was one time, I got to say. And it was just, he was a slobber dude. I don't know what to call him because he's slurpy. Slurpy. Because he...

2:15.3

His saliva would come out of his mouth

2:17.3

everywhere he pressed his lip.

2:18.5

So it was on my neck, my ear, my mouth.

2:20.7

It was so, I mean, my all. And then it would come up amongst Melissa's girlfriends every time they go to a 7-11, they'd be like, hey, Melissa, you want to slurpy? Yeah. So, yeah, slurping. God, it's tough being a guy. And this work for guys, too, with women, because we do the same thing.

2:36.1

So...

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