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I didn't see the show last night.

But Wendy watches every week.

Right.

And she was disgusted by the effort that Kate Gosselin put in last night. The effort that Kate Gosselin put forth was none. It was absolutely zero. And I understand, I understand. She has no background in entertainment. I don't have a background in entertainment, but I could still look like I'm having fun and actually to ride. She didn't even look like she was trying to do the dance. Like she had been taught for a week how to do this jive dance pretty simple because he kept it simple because she's not a performer. And she would like even from the leg movements from her, she just like stood there and was like looking around, not trying to put any of the steps together. And he was, like, dragging her around the dance floor. What were the exact words, Melissa, that Wendy used during commercials? I could do, I'll say it. I could do a better job in one week on a jive than Kate Gosland did. Boo-ya. Okay. You have to do the same routine. Maybe just be a jive. Well, somebody's got to learn that routine and help teach Wendy that routine for one week.

Then she's got to learn that routine and help teach Wendy that routine for one week. Then we're going to record her doing that with a partner, and then we're going to post it online and determine whether she did better than Kate Gosselin. Here's my idea, is that we will post the Kate Gosselin dance, and then we'll post yours, and we'll have an online vote. and if you beat Kate Gosselin, I'll we'll post yours and we'll have an online vote and if you beat Kate Gosslin I'll give you a hundred bucks okay okay I mean totally up for that and if you can make your dance instructor storm out I'll also give you a hundred bucks no because I'll actually enjoy what I'm doing it's just for fun I mean this is fun she is getting paid to be on that show just to put in a little bit of effort, a little bit of smiling. You said you could do the dance better. You said you could do the dance better. So what we need is a dance instructor, professional dance instructor, to train you. And you only have one week. So that means from the time that you and the instructor agree, which I'm hoping will be sometime over the next 24 hours, you have seven days to get that video posted online. Because Kate Gosselin had a week, right? Yeah, she had one week and then she had to perform it live. So you get one shot to when we're doing it on camera, you get one shot. You can't do a retake because Kate couldn't do a retake last night. Right. And you have to do, I'm like if the instructor saw the show last night or watches the show and can do a similar routine, hopefully the same, but, you know, close to it, then we put you up there.

I am totally down.

No, I mean, I will put forth at least more effort and have fun with it.

And she did not have fun.

Have you seen?

You need to watch the video, Bert.

Like, because it is insanely bad. I watched about four minutes of the show last night, but it wasn't her part, so I didn't see it. It's dancing, Bert. They just want to have fun. Kevin Bacon. Everybody's argument is the fact that she's the only one that's not a former athlete and not a former performer. So I do find that even Katie, who cannot stand Kate Gosselin,

gives her a little bit of wiggle room because she, you know,

doesn't have any background in doing anything like that.

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