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This is a woman that calls 911 and reports herself drinking and driving. Oh, boy.

I'm sorry. I think it was the wrong way. Do you need 911?

Yeah, really, kind of. Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I do.

Okay, why you tell me what's going on?

Are you intoxicated?

Yeah, totally.

I'm sorry right now.

Absolutely.

Are you driving?

Yeah.

Hang on the parking lot so you can, because you't be driving while you're talking on the phone.

Pulling the parking lot and let's talk for a minute. Okay? I shouldn't be driving in a way. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm coming to help you so you don't go to jail. You know what, No, Hon, I would not have called you unless I was concerned with myself. I was concerned about you and I try to get you to pull over.

I know. I don't want to know anybody else.

Can I tell you something?

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