You're on The Virtue. So Katie and I am realizing more and more have a redneck romance. And the reason I say that is because Katie has already presented me with my Valentine's Day gift. But it's January, what, 19th? Doesn't she know about your whole order of the holidays crap? But there really is nothing between now and Valentine's Day. But that was part of her argument. She said, I know that you're a big believer in holiday to holiday. There's nothing, you know, between now and Valentine's Day, plus you're sick, so I thought this will give you a boost. And she probably could have bought it a couple of weeks ago because they put Valentine's and stuff on sale about a week and a half before Christmas. Not kidding. On the way to work this morning, I saw a house that had a heart in the window as a Valentine's Day decoration, which I've never seen before.

That's cute. You know, and I thought, well, there is nothing between now and Valentine's Day. But anyway, so last week, yes, Katie has given me my Valentine's Day gift, and it is two tickets to the Daytona 500.

Oh, boy.

Nice. Is it that weekend? That's what I'm talking about. Valentine's Day weekend is Daytona 500. Oh, boy. Nice. Is it that weekend?

That's what I'm talking about.

Valentine's Day weekend is Daytona 500, and I will be down there with Tim McGraw.

I'll be down there with Sarah Palin.

Nice.

I'll be down there with my girlfriend, Katie Jo.

So, yeah, so she was so excited.

It was almost like, so you want to go?

Like, you know, like this is our Valentine's Day gift.

Isn't that technically?

Didn't she give herself a pair of tickets to the Daytona 500?

Well, yes, because that kind of incline into the question, do you want to go?

Means that, yes, she got tickets and I think that if she didn't take me with her,

that she probably would take somebody else. This is a reach here, but this is a little bit like when you give somebody like something from Victoria's Secret for Valentine's Day. That's really not for them. That's really for you. Right. Which is really where we're going. This is the redneck version of Victoria's Secret. But that's what I'm saying. That's our redneck romance.

And so I, well, but Valentine's Valentine stays about making both of us happy. And so, and she's, we neither one of us ever been to the Daytona 500, but I've told you for years that Katie is a huge NASCAR fan. So this is like, this is a super, this is really NASCAR Super Bowl. So the fact that she's never gone, yes, I'm actually tagging along with my girlfriend

on Valentine's Day weekend.

You know what?

As mask is my gift.

I hope Jessica is as reasonable as you when for Valentine's Day she gets an infrared

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