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Vault: Bert was a traitor for no reason

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🗓️ 10 June 2026

⏱️ 3 minutes

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 Vault: Bert was a traitor for no reason

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.0

All right, well, Bert, we haven't talked about your Chargers over the weekend. Oh, my God, do. I've not talked about the football games from over the weekend, but I've got a celebrity story that ties into it. I seriously was on the edge. I was too. I was too. And I was just like, come on! Don't disappoint, Bird again! Once it got to the end and they got that first down and it was over, you know, after the on-side kick and it was over, I didn't even go, oh, like, poor charges. I went, oh, God, Bert. I seriously. I spent the time on the phone yesterday. It felt like I was broken up with with a girl. You know how like that feeling that you get, that loneliness and that hurt? Like all day yesterday, I was on with all my friends from San Diego and we were all comforting each other. It was almost like somebody died. And it was just, I mean, and then it was just rubbing salt in the wind with them like, well, every other playoff game, you know, the home field advantage has proven well for the team the only team that lost this weekend at home yeah yeah so

1:00.0

all right so tell me who's who's moving on to the next weekend i don't even know that there is a next

1:04.9

weekend i can't talk about there is no future so it's uh indapolis and New York in Indianapolis, right?

1:14.0

And then New Orleans, the Vikings.

1:16.3

And that's in New Orleans, right?

1:18.8

Correct.

1:19.6

And then this is how it ties into the entertainment buzz is that Kim Kardashian just said in an interview

1:25.5

that her longtime boyfriend, running back Reggie Bush, made a deal with her that if his team, the New Orleans Saints, wins the Super Bowl, he's going to propose to her. So now it's just two games away. I can't say that. That is really, really crappy. Isn't that weird? I would be so offended. That would be like if Joanna's boyfriend said that. She was the one telling the story.

1:45.2

Yeah, if the Saints win the Super Bowl, he told me he's going to propose. Oh, that's a really, really crappy thing to do. That is jacked out. I'd be so mad. I would be so mad. She's going to be rooting really hard now for the Saints. Hey, Amber, good morning. You're on Q-100. Hey, I just want to say, Bert, I think everybody in Atlanta and wherever your signal goes said, oh my God, we've got to sue and come for Bert tomorrow. Yes. And I even tried to call yesterday to see if y'all talked about because I didn't get in the car to like 10 until 7, and I didn't hear anything so yeah we're sorry thank you

2:17.7

I wanted the Vikings to win but I really felt bad for you it really did feel I mean

2:21.7

based on the text and the emails and the calls that were coming into me yesterday it

2:25.4

really felt like somebody had died people are like I'm so sorry man eventually you're

2:30.0

gonna get over the pain you're gonna get passes and I'm at one point I'm like, it is just a football game, but God, did it hurt? I'm sure. Oh, it hurts. Poor thing. I still, I haven't been able to watch ESPN yet. Oh. I've got plans to go to the Super Bowl with four other guys, and I can't even start the process of going, because I can't even wrap my head around it. You still going to be able to go with your knee? Yeah. Okay. What a weekend.

2:54.1

What a weekend. process of going because I can't even wrap my head around it. You still going to be able to go with your knee?

2:51.2

Yeah.

2:51.7

Okay.

2:53.7

What a weekend.

2:54.9

What a weekend.

2:56.2

Oh, funny.

2:57.6

Get it.

2:58.4

The Bird Show.

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