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Vault: She dyed her hair to match her baby

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🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: She dyed her hair to match her baby

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0:00.0

The First Show.

0:24.5

What came up in a meeting? The hair. It's not a secret. It's not my theory. It's not. You have sort of been, I don't want to say obsessed about it, but you think it's odd. Well, she brought it up her. Yeah, I don't think it's odd. I think it's interesting that. Interestingly odd? Both. That one, she would do it and two

0:22.5

admit to it

0:23.5

what are you talking about

0:24.5

what you're talking about what you're talking about Tracy

0:27.4

lightened her hair so she would look more like her daughter

0:29.4

you did yes I heard about this

0:33.0

wait what okay so here's the thing

0:35.8

and then just Jeff puts his head down okay and my and my part's done. Yeah. And Bert, you don't think this is odd? I think it's a little, I have never heard of anybody else doing it either. Yeah, I think it's kind of odd. She was born with brown hair, and my hair is obviously brown, and I was all excited that she was going to look like me. She was going to resemble, you know, she's going to look like my daughter because she is my daughter. My husband has blonde hair and had very blonde hair when he was little. And as her hair has been falling out and new hair is growing in, it's blonde. My daughter is going to be blonde and I don't look anything like her if I take her to the store

1:10.9

people are going to assume she's my niece or she's my friend's daughter

1:14.7

they're not gonna think she's mine aren't all most aren't many babies blonde and

1:19.0

then their hair darkens like aren't many babies born blue eyes and they dark

1:23.0

in the different colors okay well maybe I wanted a little mini me but I can't

1:26.3

highlight I can't dye her hair.

1:30.0

So my only option was to highlight my own. So I'm gradually lightening my hair, so I'll look more

1:35.1

like my daughter. Wow. Gradually. So how light are you going to go? Like Jens, no. No, I mean,

1:42.8

I think I'll stick like this for a little bit, for a little while and see how blonde her hair gets.

1:46.8

And I just want, I want her to look like she's mine.

1:50.3

I have never been.

1:51.3

You are willing to go blonde if Ella's hair turns blonde.

1:55.9

Maybe not as blonde as, you know, you guys, but lighter.

1:59.6

So she looks like she's mine. Are you using this as a hair color that you've always wanted and you're using your daughter as the excuse no i've always been burnet and been fine with that until now since your daughter's not bernet i mean what's the harm in it who cares do what you want to do but i just think it's funny that you've got that sort of, maybe it's an

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