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Vault: She doesn't tell her dates she has cats

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🗓️ 19 June 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: She doesn't tell her dates she has cats

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:01.7

So, I mean, I'm obviously single. I've talked about my single life and dating.

0:07.3

I think you're obviously single.

0:08.8

It's just your comments, right?

0:10.3

I think everyone probably knows at this point.

0:12.9

I'm single and I'm going out and I'm dating a lot.

0:16.0

And when I meet guys for the first time, there's a little detail that I leave out.

0:20.2

Because you know, you discuss things.

0:21.5

You like discuss where you're from, your family. How many brothers and sisters do you have? What part of town do you live in? I lie about what I do for a living. Right. I'm in marketing. Yes. Do you live in an apartment? Do you live in a house? but when the pet question comes up,

0:38.8

they ask me, do I have any pets? do you live in an apartment? Do you live in a house? But when the pet question comes up, they

0:39.5

ask me, do I have any pets? And I am so hesitant to tell guys that I have cats.

0:47.5

Why? Because you think you're going to be a good. A creepy cat lady? I almost try to avoid

0:52.7

the question and turn on them before i could really

0:55.5

answer the question no because i think there's a stereotype that comes with cats and then

1:01.1

almost the first thing guys will ever say is i don't want to date a girl cats because how many

1:07.2

cats do you guys have said that to you before or they they've said it around you? Around me in conversation.

1:12.7

And I'm, because there's a stereotype with you being the cat lady, which I don't really understand what that means.

1:17.5

What was wrong with cats?

1:19.6

Well, there is a stigma to being a crazy cat lady.

1:23.2

Like if you are single and I think if you have more than two, you can be qualified for that category. And I don't know why that is, but I make that assumption too. But if you have three dogs, nobody thinks anything about it? No. Yeah. Because there's always been that cat stereotype. I think ever since you were little. But my thing is why. Like, I understand the stereotype,

1:45.2

but where's it come from? I don't know. Every neighborhood have the woman who feeds all the stray cats, and she's usually alone. The crazy cat lady. Yeah, and her house is kind of smelly, and she's got newspapers from 1970 piled up on the screen. So that's why they think her house is going to stink. Yeah. Well, I could see like feeding a stray cat at their by like a dumpster or something, but I'm not going to like bring them in.

2:03.1

How many cats do you have?

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