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South Eastern. Hey, the bird show. Right now we have Dr. Carmen Cavalien's studio again.

Good morning. Good morning. How are you?

Good morning. Hi. For loving me. Great. It's always fun. She's a board certified plastic surgeon. She doesn't care for the term

cosmetic surgeon. Why is that again? Well, because plastic surgeons are fully trained in plastic

surgery and people who tend to call themselves cosmetic surgeons have typically trained in something

else and then have decided to start doing cosmetic procedures.

Gotcha. So like another type of surgeon who says, I could fix a nose.

Or not even a surgeon. Oh, really?

Family practitioners doing liposuction, for instance.

Gotcha.

Which is when I get my arm extensions, I'm going to a board certified plastic surgeon like Dr. Carmen Kavali. Your arm extensions? Yeah, I had like really, really long arms. Why? Conversation piece. I was going to say, I do not want to know why. That's bizarre. Very bizarre. Hey, Dr. Kavali, I wanted to ask you before we take the calls about Heidi Montag. and that whole thing about her being 23 years old and getting the 10 surgeries in one day.

And if anybody came into your office and asked you for that, like what your decision would be?

Well, I think she's struggling really hard to extend her 15 minutes well beyond what it should have been.

And unfortunately, I really think this

package of cosmetic surgery she had has lent itself to that. And that may have been her

main motivation for having it done. I wouldn't have done everything she had done, especially

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