The Birch Show.

I have Bert Show's spring break sting operation. For a couple of years there, this is the segment that got us more complaints than anything else. And I totally understand why. If you're on spring break and you're a student, you're an easy, easy target. It was too easy. Like if you're going down to spring break and you're a parent that allows your child to go, then you sort of have to assume that the worst. They're going to party. They're going to be up all night. They're going to be getting intimate with guys and women. It's going to happen. You can only hope that you've done your job so that they don't climb from balcony to balcony. They don't do something stupid while they're partying, but you know they're going to be partying.

You know, so they have protected sex and not unprotected sex.

So they have, you know, a good time, but they're still safe while they're doing it. You know what I mean? That's the only thing you can hope for, or that's the only thing you can really sit down and talk to them about. Because if you sit down and tell them don't drink underage, it's just futile.

Right.

So we've changed the rules a little bit the last couple of years because in the first couple of years, it was just parents calling up going, hey, give my kid a call and I'll be listening on the other line and I really want to see if they're drinking or not. And we're hitting at 100% accuracy, of course. So each year since then, we always get emails from parents that want us to do it. And Tracy's had to be really selective on the ones that we decide that we're going to give the green light to because there has to be a storyline other than I just want to catch my kid drinking. Because then it's unfair. Right. Well, and it's a little hypocritical too because I think every person in this room could say we drank underage, right? For sure. Yes. For sure. Absolutely. So we got a whole bunch of emails the last couple of weeks and UGA is on spring break this week. I think it was Georgia State last week. I think it's Georgia Tech's next week. So we're starting to get a whole bunch of emails. And Elaine might be a perfect fit. She's on the voice discusser. Hey, Elaine. Hi, hi guys. How are you? Good. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. Well, I think my daughter has some inconsistencies in her story, but I'm good. Okay, she's 19 years old. She goes to UGA. Yes, that's correct. She's a freshman there. And, of course, she's on spring break, which is fine.

And you guys, what you were talking about is I agree with.

She's going to party.

I kind of know that.

She's drinking.

I've taught her well, though, you know.

However, I did give her, she's in Panama City with a girl.

She's supposed to be, I should say, in Panama City with a girlfriend.

And I actually gave her $600 to do this.

Because, you know, I mean, I was young.

I wanted her to be able to go have fun on her spring break.

And she's a smart girl, you know.

Well, at least I thought she was

But I was actually over at my sisters

And my niece's Facebook page was up

And my sister was like, hey, you want to, you know

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