Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Zoe Ball and Joe Wiley here from the Digit podcast, and we're currently sponsored by the Woodland Trust. |
| 0:06.6 | The Woodland Trust lets you dedicate a tree, a bench, even a whole area of woodland in someone's name. |
| 0:14.4 | Plus, all of the Woodland Trust's sites are free to visit, so you can go and see it any time. |
| 0:19.5 | It really is a gift that keeps growing and every |
| 0:21.9 | dedication directly supports the Woodland Trust's vital work. So if Woods are your happy place or |
| 0:27.1 | theirs, this is just a beautiful way to celebrate a birthday, a wedding, anniversary, anything really. |
| 0:33.1 | Visit woodlandtrust.org.org.org slash dig it. Full terms and conditions can be found on the Woodland Trust |
| 0:39.9 | website. Indeed presents. Hires, you can't afford to get wrong, like payroll manager. Hi, I was just |
| 0:47.0 | checking my pay slip and it's all in Japanese yen. Yes, you're welcome. Sorry? Given the exchange |
| 0:51.7 | rate between the pound and the yen, you're technically a millionaire now. |
| 0:55.0 | Don't spend it all in one place. |
| 0:56.0 | I can't really spend it anywhere. |
| 0:57.0 | This is a job for sponsored jobs. |
| 0:59.0 | This is what happens when you don't sponsor your job on Indeed. |
| 1:02.0 | So the next time you need someone to get the job done right, get matched with quality candidates with an Indeed sponsored job. |
| 1:07.0 | Visit Indeed.com slash next hire and sponsor your job today. You're on, The Virtia. Hey, uh, we're calling her Marcia. She is on the voice disguiser and she is having a issue with the 12 year old. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. How are you? Hi. I'm a light considering. Okay. All right. You got to fill us in because the only part of the story I know is that a 12-year-old might |
| 1:32.9 | have naked pictures of you. |
| 1:34.7 | Okay. |
| 1:35.3 | So it's a lot worse than just that, which that sounds bad enough. |
| 1:39.9 | But basically, I'm 22 and the college student. |
| 1:43.5 | I've been babysitting this family for a long time, basically since I was in high school, so I know them very well. |
| 1:50.8 | Little boy, little girl. |
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