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I was wondering, you know, thinking about reminiscing back on those dating days, like,

what were the things on that first date that either make or break it for the next date?

So if a guy, like as the guys, you guys going out with a woman on the first date,

what are the things you look for to kind of decode if she is second date worthy?

Jeff?

Punctuality.

Like I know it's the thing to do where you got to go and wait for to finish getting ready,

but if she doesn't, and then nothing, is there anything, and this is going to be,

it seems so obvious, but is there anything worse than going out on a date with somebody

and having them sit there and talk about themselves and never ask a question or shut up? See, I always felt like that took pressure off me. I'm like, just go ahead and talk all you want because I know women left to be heard. So I'm just going to sit here, even though I've checked out. I'm thinking about the 78 Super Bowl right now. But I know you think that I'm listening,

so just keep talking. Birds alphabetizing Padre pictures in his head. So what is it, I'm sorry, I was going to ask just to follow up on Chris. Jeff's thing is when a woman is late getting ready, what does that say to you? Well, it depends on the lateness. I mean, if it's a few minutes, because she's just, you know, whatever, you know, finishing whatever, that's fine.

But if it's like, you i mean if it's a few minutes because she's just you know whatever you know finishing whatever that's fine but if it's like you know if it's one of those women where you get to the house and they're still wearing like you know their yoga pants and sweatshirt and like oh my god okay i'm just running so far behind it's late at work and run upstairs and then they're upstairs for like 45 minutes getting, you hear the shower. Like, that's just rude.

I felt like if I was going to miss, if I was going to go meet a girl out, if I gave her one hour. And if she didn't show and I didn't get a call, that was it. I was leaving where wherever we were supposed to meet. Yeah, I was talking about picking them up at the house, but I guess same thing. Uh, going further with the conversation, if she talks about her X, then there's

no way am I going out with her again.

And what does that mean to you?

Like, what is that mean to you? Like, what does that say about her to you? That means, at first, I just wonder how long it's been since their relationship broke up. If she's still talking about an ex, then that means that she's not over that ex. So why am I wasting my time? And then, you know, in my situation,

when it comes to gay women, that's just, that's just such a turnoff for me because so many, it just means that it's going to be something I'm going to have to deal with that I don't want to deal with. I don't want a third party in our relationship. So absolutely no second date if you talk about your ex. Yeah, and I think that's the same with any relationship. If you're out on that first date and they can't stop talking about that ex, I got to wonder if you're over it or not.

Mm-hmm. What about... second date if you talk about your ex. Yeah, and I think that's the same with any relationship. If you're out on that first date and they can't stop talking about that ex, I got to wonder if

you're over it or not. What about, this is something I always paid attention to is the way that they treat other people, like the way they treat the waiter, the way they treat the hostess or something like that. Like if the guy that I was, you know, going out with was not nice to the woman at the hostess stand.

That was a total red flag.

It was like, nope. a hostess or something like that. Like if the guy that I was, you know, going out with was not nice to the woman at the hostess

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