Vault: Bert's Household Challenge
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🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I talked to Stacy yesterday afternoon because Bert asked me to put something together for him, and she was so happy to help. And you're talking about Bert's wife, right? Yeah, Bert's wife, Stacy. Well, this was your idea. This was not my idea. I know. And I'm not even exactly sure what spawned it last week. I said something, and you were like, I can't believe you don't know that. |
| 0:21.2 | Well, I think we've all talked about it in the meeting that, and you've admitted it, you're a little |
| 0:25.5 | out of touch with everything. Yeah, well, Stacey and I really kind of have an arrangement that I handle, |
| 0:31.6 | you know, the professional side of our relationship. I make sure that the checks are coming, the ratings |
| 0:36.0 | are okay, and she handles everything else. |
| 0:38.9 | Everything. |
| 0:39.9 | But in the course of just being alive for, how old are you, 49? |
| 0:45.9 | 37. |
| 0:46.7 | 37 years. |
| 0:47.6 | And the course, I mean, that's a long time. |
| 0:50.3 | So in the course of being on this earth for 37 years, there's just stuff you absorb. |
| 0:53.8 | I mean, there's stuff. Jessica takes care of around the house that I, you know, don't know. Like, I'm not involved in that she handles, but I still know. Does that make sense? Yeah, I guess I'm a little different in that. If I'm not involved in it, I just check out. But can't you just like somehow? I'm very compartmentalized. Like, if I have anything to do with it, if I'm getting my hands dirty, then I'm invested. |
| 1:28.6 | But if not, then I don't even sweat it. I try not to even think about it. And I think that's how this came up in the meeting, because I'll give you a perfect example in my house. Like Jessica just planted a bunch of... He just had our backyard done. we put you know all the sod down and it looks all pretty now and there's it, it's green. It used to just be a dirt backyard. So now it's green and stuff. And Jessica planted all these rose bushes along the fence that we have. And we have a tree that's going to go in in the corner and it's going to be nice. So she had a company come out and they put little drip thingies that hook up to the timer to water all the |
| 1:45.8 | stuff i had zero to do with that like nothing like she did that all on her own the rose bushes |
| 1:50.6 | everything are hers but just from being in the same house as she is i know where she bought the rose |
| 1:58.3 | bushes i know the name of the company that put the sprinkler system in. I could, but I wouldn't know any of that. Yes. I would have absolutely no idea where she goes, what the roses are, where the place she goes to buy that stuff. I'm, I totally check out of that stuff. So if your wife, Stacey, came home and was telling you about that stuff, she shares that information with you. It's just in one ear and out the other. I'm listening to it, but I'm not absorbing it. Yeah. Got it. I mean, she could tell me that she went to whatever the name of that place is on Roswell Road. Pikes. Pikes. There you go. But I don't retain any of that. And some of that, I think, is, I think the reason it came up is because some of that is important. Like, for example, if Jessica, you know, about once a year she goes and visits her mom out in Hawaii for like two weeks without me. |
| 2:37.3 | And if I come home from work one day and there's water spewing out of the ground, like I would just need to know to call the irrigation company, you put in that little rosebush buggler to have him fix it. And you would be... I'd have to call Stacey in Hawaii at that point. I mean, I have, there have been times when Stacy has left the city, like gone to visit |
| 2:56.0 | friends in Washington, D.C. |
| 2:58.0 | And I'm in the middle of Midtown and I don't know how to get to the highway. |
| 3:00.6 | And I'd have to call her and go, what road do I take to get to the highway? |
| 3:03.5 | Well, that's, you've done that with me in the car. |
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