Vault: PT 2 - Hoss In Traffic
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🗓️ 20 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Bert Show. |
| 0:02.6 | Christy, good morning. |
| 0:03.5 | You're on Q100. |
| 0:04.2 | What's going on? |
| 0:05.1 | Good morning, Bert Show. |
| 0:06.6 | How are you? Well, I was just calling to see if Haas was back, because he should be there in like four minutes, right? Yeah, sure. It's going to update on Haas, definitely. Yeah, that's not my clock. That's a MapQuest clock. And if you weren't listening earlier this morning, |
| 0:20.0 | Haas, he's the newest member of the Birchow. |
| 0:21.8 | He's from Charlotte, from a little town outside of Charlotte called Stuckyville or something like that. And he said that, you know, the traffic here is basically the same as it is in Charlotte. Because we've got reports that Charlotte's either 4 million people, 3 million people, one. It's a fluctuating city that obviously has bad traffic. |
| 0:39.1 | So we sent him out to, what was it, Goldbergs, Einstein's, one of those places. |
| 0:42.5 | Should have taken him, according to MapQuest, 15 minutes to get back to Q100. |
| 0:47.5 | And we sent him out at 730. |
| 0:50.1 | And let's find out where he is right now. |
| 0:51.9 | Hey, Haas. |
| 0:52.8 | Yo! |
| 0:53.6 | How's that Atlanta traffic? |
| 0:56.1 | Dude, I think I'm lost. |
| 0:57.7 | Really? |
| 0:58.2 | Oh, no. |
| 0:58.8 | You don't have the bagels yet? Oh, yeah. I've got the bagels. Oh, you do? Okay. Oh, good. No, I'm just playing. I don't have the bagels. Oh. I'm somewhere over like by Georgia Tech. |
| 1:10.5 | Okay. |
| 1:11.7 | Is that good or a bad thing? |
| 1:13.8 | Now hold on a second. |
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