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Vault: PT 1 - Hoss In Traffic

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: PT 1 - Hoss In Traffic

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0:00.0

It's the Birch Show.

0:02.6

Hoss, Hoss. How you doing, dude? What's up, ma'am? What's going on? Everything's good. Everything's good. For those of you that haven't been properly introduced to Hoss yet. Hoss is our new Phil Tarana. He is going to be out on the streets and doing all kinds of stuff. And he is a new producer for The Bird Show. Just joined us from Charlotte.

0:22.6

Just a couple of days ago when he started his MySpace page, which is Haas Burt Show.

0:27.4

There was, what, one person on it?

0:28.9

I think it was Jeff, maybe Jen Hobby also, two people.

0:31.2

It was actually very sad to look at.

0:33.2

A MySpace page that only has two friends, it's very sad to look at.

0:54.4

Even Tom did nod me as a friend. There are 976 friends now. It's awesome. On Haasas' MySpace page. I'm kind of a big deal now. You really are. You are bigger than life, Haas. Exactly. Okay, Ron Burgundy. He's so out of here.

0:55.1

He's like, whatever.

1:11.5

He was so humble three days ago. It's the same guy that wouldn't come out of his apartment, had no friends. You go out again last night? No, I actually slept. You did? Yeah. Because it was a busy, busy, busy weekend for him. It was. It was. It was a Monday. So he's got to have one reset day and then the weekend starts again Tuesday.

1:12.1

Exactly.

1:11.5

He actually had a day over the weekend starts again Tuesday.

1:12.1

Exactly.

1:31.1

He actually had a day over the weekend that ended with him standing in the living room of a fraternity house somewhere on the Georgia Tech campus all alone at 6 a.m. Welcome to Atlanta. I did. I did. Pathetic, but we love it. So, Haas, you said to us um a couple of days ago because people are complaining

1:29.2

all the time about the traffic in atlanta all right that you didn't think it was really that much

1:33.4

worse than it isn't charl like was everybody making a big deal about yeah i mean charlotte has the

1:37.6

same i mean well not the same amount of people i think charlotte has like three million people i

1:42.6

want to think two or three million people is it that much for charlotte i want to think like at least 3 million people, I want to think, two or three million people.

1:45.1

Is it that much for Charlotte?

1:46.9

I want to think like at least two million.

1:48.2

Maybe a million.

1:51.4

That's a genuine question that I just asked, because listen to my voice.

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