The Bert Show.

Calling up a woman because I was dating her daughter and her daughter wouldn't call me back, so I'm going to see if mom can help me out.

Hello?

Hi, may I speak with Mrs. Femachero, please?

This is she.

Hi, Mrs. Meshire.

This is Brandon. This is Marlene's son.

Oh, hey, Brandon.

How are you?

I'm excellent.

How are you? I'm doing well, thanks. Is Nicole around? No, she's not here right now. Okay, because I wanted to talk to you without her nearby. because as you probably know, her and I went out and had a date. Yes, I do know. And that was more than 10 days ago.

Right. And I was more than 10 days ago.

Right.

And I've been trying that to be too persistent, but I'm getting the feeling that I'm being brushed off. You know, I'm sure she's just busy. Right. I'm sure that's all that. Well, I've gotten, and I don't know if you've ever seen a picture of me, because it is hard to believe, but I've gotten brushed off more often than not.

And the difference is... I'm sure you're very attractive.

And so usually what happens is with the whole brush off thing, I'm not...

It's not that big of a deal, but with Nicole, I god I just wow you know like in all my 24 years

uh-huh yeah it's two hours you know just wow she was great well that's that's very sweet

and so I'm wondering maybe if you can put in a word for me or a reference or a recommendation or... I don't know if that would be a very good idea. Here's what I know. We were supposed to go to dinner. We were supposed to have dinner. We were supposed to have some drinks, right? Yeah. And then we were supposed to go over. My friend was having a party. And we were supposed to go over to his house and hang out. And then after the drink, she got like a phone call. I don't know what happened. She all happened in the bathroom and she came out and she said, I'm sorry, I got to go. And, you know, and then she called and thanked me, but she did it when she knew I wasn't around. And then I called her back and, you know, I just know if I had another chance, you know?

I don't think you need to worry about.

Should I? Is she, like, is she wowed by romance, like, flowers every hour on the hour? Or maybe, what if, like, a poem and I call her, like, every 20 minutes and give her another line of the poem on her voicemail or something. No, I just don't think, no.

I would wait for, you know, I would wait for her to call you back.

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