The Bird Show.

Jeff just made a great observation because the girls now are out of the studio.

I love this.

But for what reason?

There's a reason here that it makes this time so golden.

Like, how long was that song? Four minutes, maybe? Something like that. So in the four minutes of that song, let's say it took the girls, you know, it would take a guy 10 seconds to get out of the studio, but it took the girls like 45 because they got to pack up and do their nails or whatever.

So they finally, they get up and they get out of the studio. And Bert and I, like, were just kind of looking around. I pick up a section of the paper and read an article. And then is the songs that I'm looking at Bert. And I'm like, this is great Like there's no random chatty. There was silence. See, this is what guys can do. Like, that was an enjoyable time. That was the quality four minutes that I just spent with you. We're in the room together, but we weren't talking. This is the same reason that girls, when, like, you know, they go to the bathroom to get always is, this is why if you sit down and watch a movie or a TV show with a girl and she

talks with the whole thing, the concept of a guy can watch nine innings of, you know,

regular session baseball and three extra innings, or two extra innings, and say 30 words

to each other.

And that's a great time.

And that's perfectly fine. I walk away from that experience and say, I go, what did you guys do? And I said, we had a great time. Would you guys talk? And then you get mad at us. What did you guys talk about? Not much, really. Yeah. You know, and it'd be like, you know, Jeff's looking at getting a new car. Oh, okay, what kind?

I don't know.

I didn't ask.

How could you not ask?

That is quality time.

And we had a great time not talking. Exactly. I feel closer to you guys since we didn't talk.

So that being said, the girls, just go home. God. Said a lot without saying anything at all.

All right. There's a reason why all the guys are in the studio now. There are no women left in here except intern Martha here who's not allowed to say a word.

I disagree with that. I believe there's still one woman left in the studio. That would be you, Bert. No. I had a time, my friend. I had a time when I had testicles. I think, you know, here's the deal.

I think Bert is capable of, I mean, you know, he still watches Oprah and reads, you know, ladies' home journal on the toilet and stuff.

But the truth is, I mean, he had man experiences.

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