The Birch Show.

You remember months ago when the lottery was up to like hundreds of millions of dollars? Well, the Bert Show thought we'd put our heads together and find a way to find some numbers that we would endorse right before the lottery. So you guys would listen to our numbers, go ahead and play them, and be millionaires. The newest member of our morning show is Phil Tarana. Hey, Phil. Morning, guys. How are you? I'm good. How are you doing, man? Uh, good.

Bill, today we are going to try to help our listeners out.

We're trying to... The newest member of our morning show is Phil Tarana. Hey Phil. Morning, guys. How are you doing, man?

Good. Bill, today we are going to try to help our listeners out. We're trying to scientifically pick the numbers that we believe will be the numbers picked tonight in the lottery. All right, Phil, now you are at the laundry mat now, correct? Yes, sir. All right, you are there with ping pong balls in hand. Yep. real dryer there somewhere. Yeah, it doesn't get any bigger than this. All right, we're going to go ahead and have you put the first bag of ping pong balls in the industrial dryer. Okay. They are in. Those are the red balls numbered 1 through 50, correct? Those are the red balls number 1 through 50. Okay. Okay. Now, let me check in with intern Tracy here also. Tracy, you're on the scene as well? Yep, I'm here. Okay, at this point, Phil, we're going to have you jump into the industrial dryer with the lottery ball. Bert, I'm about a buck 90. I don't know if this is, I don't know if this is going to work.

Yeah, this should be fine.

So why don't you go ahead and dive right into the industrial dryer with those ping pong balls? You're serious. Totally serious. I mean, this is for the listeners. Think of the listeners. It's for a good cause. I'm thinking about my neck when it breaks. Oh, it'll be fine. Oh, it's fun.

All right.

Hang on.

Okay, hold on.

I'm going to put the phone down.

It'll be fun.

I want to bring that phone in there with you.

Yeah, we need fun. All right. Yeah. Okay, hold on.

I'm going to put the phone down.

It'll be fine.

I want to bring that phone in there with you.

Yeah, we need to be able to...

Hold on.

Hold on.

I'm just going to give it to Tracy so I can at least fit my fat ass in here. Hang on. Oh, here he calls. Okay, he's in

He's in now

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