Vault: People Spare No Expense When It Comes to Their Pets
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.9 | Looking for the person that has spent the most amount of money on their pet. I mean, and this could be anything. This could be a surgery. This could be the pet itself. Maybe on their clothes or their collars or leashes. I mean, because sometimes, I mean, those leashes, I mean, some of them are thousands of dollars. Oh, yeah. I mean, you get my designer stuff for your dog. |
| 0:22.7 | So it could be like Gucci, coach, you know, whatever. |
| 0:26.6 | Could be a party for your dog or your cat also. |
| 0:29.9 | Like this dude did, I think, up in New York. |
| 0:32.5 | Some say this Manhattan man was barking up the wrong tree when he planned this party for his pet, |
| 0:37.0 | but that didn't stop him from going over the top. |
| 0:43.3 | It may look like your traditional bar mitzvah video, but this party is like no other. |
| 0:52.3 | That's because the guest of honor is not a 13-year-old kid, but actually one very |
| 0:58.0 | spoiled dog named Elvis. |
| 1:00.3 | Whatever it is, money is no object for Elvis. |
| 1:04.6 | David Best is Elvis's owner and says he's so proud of his pooch, he decided to throw him |
| 1:10.3 | a bark mitzvah. |
| 1:12.9 | I think he's extremely handsome. He's got a great personality. Everybody loves Elvis. So I wanted to really show him off in that kind of setting. |
| 1:22.4 | 100 guests were invited, including celebrities like Dr. Ruth and Patty Lepone, David even had a special surprise guest for Elvis. |
| 1:30.9 | The breeder from Connecticut brought his mother. We actually had a corsage for the mother around the neck. |
| 1:38.2 | Keeping with the tradition, the video includes Elvis reading from the Torah. |
| 1:42.5 | Elohainu. |
| 1:44.7 | A barc mitzvaholam. |
| 1:49.3 | A bar mitzvah speech. |
| 1:53.9 | And even a bar mitzvah cake. |
| 1:56.2 | So what does one wear to such a party? |
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