You're on The Bird Show.

I'm not a big watcher of how I met your mother, but this was circulating around the internet a couple of days ago, and this is a scene from that TV show, and it came up about things after 30 you just can't do, and it's a conversation within the show that's based over about five minutes, so it's a little choppy to listen to on the radio, but I think you'll get the gist of what we're looking for here. Marta list is something that came into being around the time I turned 30. When we were in our early 20s, every time we had a party, that beer bomb came out. And around the time we turned 30, same thing. Of course, in our early 20s, the next day would go like this. But by the time we were 30, the next day would go like this.

Then one day, I realized there was only one person in the world that I could relate to.

Detective Roger Murtaugh, played by Danny Glover in the 80s noir masterpiece lethal weapon.

Known for his oft-coded catchphrase,

I'm too old for this stuff.

He said I'm too old for this stuff.

It's sad to admit, but as you get older, there's just certain things you can't do anymore.

That's why I have this list, so I never make the mistake of thinking that I can still

pull an all-nighter, or eat an entire pizza in one sitting, or hang posters on your wall without frames.

Riggs, I'm too old for that stuff.

All right, so they're starting to put a list together right there.

You can't pull an all-nighter after 30 anymore.

Also on the list that we didn't get to, at least on the show, was get ear pierced.

If you're a guy after 30, shouldn't do that.

Crash on a friend's futon.

Or own a futon.

Or own a futon.

Maybe it's own a futon. Do laundry at your mom's house. Oh, my God. Where was the, uh, was this from the TV show or is this to come up somewhere else about the unframed posters on the law? That was right on the, that was just on the clip. Yeah, that one's like, uh-uh. Uh-uh.

No thumb text to put up our word. No.

So we'll put the list together, and this is really four guys. Like, if you're doing this after 30, maybe it's time to just reevaluate. And I'll read some of these from Esquire magazine because a while ago they put together 59 things. a man should never do past 30 and there are some good ones on here also like like coin your own nickname

can't do that at any age any age yeah that's not over 30 skipper use a wallet that's fastened with

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