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Vault: Can You Fall in Love With an Object? The Truth About Objectum Sexuality

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🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Can You Fall in Love With an Object? The Truth About Objectum Sexuality

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0:55.5

And after we played it, a whole bunch of you guys called, oh, that's tame.

0:57.9

He said, oh, no, no, no, no, we can do better than that.

1:00.4

But this was the original segment on Good Morning America.

1:02.6

We all see beauty in objects, the symmetry and sleekness of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

1:09.3

Our structure is just amazing.

1:11.0

It's this stark beauty with angles and curves, this contrast.

1:14.7

But what if the beauty we saw in objects were something much deeper, like true love?

1:21.0

When other teenagers were dating each other, I was dating a bridge.

1:24.9

36-year-old Erica Eiffel is part of a small group of people who call themselves objectum sexuals, or OS,

1:32.3

where their intimate life revolves around objects, not people.

1:36.3

We feel an innate connection to objects.

1:39.7

It comes perfectly normal to us to connect on various levels, emotional, spiritual, and also physical

1:47.5

for some.

1:48.0

She says she didn't choose this life.

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