The Bird Show

Something's happened in your life from time to time that are so traumatic that it can change you.

It can just change a little part of you.

And I think Jeff probably had that happen to him this weekend.

It was, yeah, like I said, well, first of all, I got to get credit because Jessica a couple weeks ago said that...

Your wife.

My wife, Jessica, like a year ago, found this thing in some magazine about a trip up to Chattanooga,

a trip on the Tennessee River when the leaves change, how it's supposed to be like a really

beautiful cruise thing, you know, to take to get on the boat and go watch the leaves change how it's supposed to be like a really beautiful like cruise thing

you know to take to get on the boat and go watch the leaves change and chattanooga's like less than 90

minutes away and it's a cool drive and uh she asked me a couple weeks ago if if i would like to do this

and i was kind of on the fence about it i'm like yeah maybe you know whatever and she goes okay

well i'm going to call and see about availability and she calls and it turns out that there's

only two tickets left of the entire season of going up to chad newga to take this cruise there are

only two seats left and one of the however many boats they do and she goes so I bought him I didn't want

him to go so if we we go the tickets are available and I said well you know what this thing's got to

be kind of a big deal if it almost sells out and get the last two tickets the last two tickets so

she got him destiny I'd call it a date with destiny is what I would call it so Saturday morning we wake up and we're going up to Chattanooga to go on this river cruise and we're going to watch the leaves.

And it's, you know, it's kind of like hokey and cheesy and whatever, but whatever.

It's, it is what it is.

And the leaves, I mean, up in that area is, there's a lot more color than there is here in Atlanta right now in the trees. And you're getting points. Right. And go make her happy. She make you happy much later. Right. And I would be lying if I said I was thrilled at the idea, but I was not put out by it at all. This was a large deposit into the sexual bank. Sure. It was like, it is what it is. I'll go. I had really no

passionate feelings either way, but whatever. So we get up there, we make the drive to Chattanooga,

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