Vault: Bert Faces His Fear Of Airbags?!

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Vault: Bert Faces His Fear Of Airbags?!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey, the Bert Show.
0:01.7	Bert is out.
0:03.0	He is confronting his fear of automobile airbags.
0:06.3	A couple weeks ago, we all took on our own personal fears.
0:09.9	How close to that edge are you now?
0:11.6	To the edge of the platform, probably what, six feet, seven feet.
0:15.3	Like I was saying earlier, I am taller than any of the buildings here.
0:19.1	I'm taller than the Georgia Pacific building.
0:21.4	Like, I'm looking at things I recognize, and I guess is my mind absorbing the fact of how
0:26.5	high I am because I see, I see the dome, I see the Georgia Pacific building, the capital.
0:34.4	But you did it.
0:36.3	I did it.
0:36.8	Ah! Ah! but uh but you did it i did it oh god oh my god that was a good ending
0:45.6	i'm now holding a hot gun okay he's in the chamber
0:50.9	how you feel how you feeling i'm doing okay. Okay. All right, you guys.
0:54.5	Shot, where do you want it?
0:55.5	Harder head.
0:56.6	Harder.
0:57.0	Squeeze, trigger, straight back.
1:01.8	Excellent.
1:02.5	Wow.
1:03.5	How's that one?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.