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Vault: Miss Peach & Miss Cleo

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🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Miss Peach & Miss Cleo

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show.

0:02.7

I'll come totally clean with you and let you know that when we were cutting the commercial with Ms. Cleo, we were all a little bit skeptical.

0:08.4

She's a psychic.

0:09.3

You got the 1-800 line working and all.

0:11.7

But I got to tell you this, when Miss Peach called up and she and Cleo talked, she totally turned us around.

0:18.2

Well, hi, y'all.

0:19.9

Oh, Lord, mercy. How are you today? Oh, honey, you know how I am? I'm great. I'm not in there. I get a great 24 hours to be alive. You hear me, dear. I agree with your whole heart at Lee. Well, thank you. Well, you think they're going to be able to understand us between the accents? Yeah. You can't say, maybe you can start talk like me and me. I start talk like you, Miss Beach, huh? Aye. You are beautiful. You are just breathtaking. Let me give you a little background on Miss Peach. She joined us a couple of weeks ago and informed us that her doctors have given her six months to live.

0:54.9

She has non-alcoholic, non-alcohol-related cirrhosis and lupus. I got it, didn't I? You got it? I got it. I got it. And she comes on... She brings her to my eyes. I still can't spell it, but I do know what you have now. And she comes on with us about two or three times a week, and she teaches us more about living, like I told you, through her having, you know, through her dying. I have a very tough time saying that word. She's trying to school me on that. And we just think she's about the most special person that talks to us every week. And we weren't going to let you go without talking to her. You're so special, Bert.

1:27.9

Thank you.

1:28.7

You know what?

1:29.5

You're absolutely right, Ms. Peach, because he really is. You know what I'm saying? But you have had, I mean, I will echo that because when they speak your name, their eyes light up. Oh, how sweet is that? Their eyes light up. And I agree with you wholeheartedly about, you know, life is, is every day.

1:45.7

Every moment is wonderful.

1:47.1

You understand?

1:47.5

Oh, it's so perfect. their eyes light up and I agree with you wholeheartedly about you know life is is every day

1:45.6

every moment is wonderful you understand oh it's so precious isn't it and we it is so

1:49.9

precious and teach the young ones that they complicate it more than they need to they do

1:54.8

they go and they seek up the trouble you know yep and all we have to do is keep it simple

1:59.0

yeah hard for smile.

2:01.4

You understand?

2:02.2

No matter what go on. That's the truth. Because she, this woman, she's formidable. My goodness. I mean, I could. I could go cry on her shoulder. I'll go sit up with his beach. I'm out of here. And she wouldn't, you know what I'm saying? And she has that much love forgive.

2:17.6

You understand me?

2:18.5

And of course we know that death is something, you know, I mean, again, because we talk about death and we say dying and we were just saying to somebody that it's always okay. Bert was saying earlier, how ironic, you know what I'm saying? That, you know, things that go on this way and then and that, you know, and you have this suffering over here. And it's like, but you know what I'm saying that you know things that go on this way and then and that you know and you have this suffering over here and it's like but you know what that's still a joy

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