Vault: Bert Thinks Men Can Make Better Sound FX Than Women

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🗓️ 27 October 2025

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Vault: Bert Thinks Men Can Make Better Sound FX Than Women

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0:00.0	It's the Virch Show.
0:02.6	I know women want to believe they can do things just as well as guys in every aspect of life.
0:08.0	The truth is, it's not the case.
0:11.0	I am all for women's rights, but there are some things that guys can just, frankly, do better than women.
0:17.8	And one is sound effect noise with your mouth.
0:20.6	Do a machine gun noise. Yeah, you see. No, no, no, no, no. Jeff, do a machine gun noise. That sounds like a deck of, a deck of shuffling cards. One more time, Tracy. All right, I'm going to shoot your cards with my machine gun. Go ahead.
0:39.8	You're way better than she is.
0:40.7	Do it again, yeah.
0:44.5	How do you do that?
0:45.7	What a gift.
0:46.5	Thank you very much.
0:46.9	You tried.
0:50.3	See, guys can do that. They sound exactly a lion.
0:53.8	Yeah, that's some things women can't do.
0:56.1	I can do here.
0:57.0	Throw me a sound effect.
0:58.3	I can do any sound effects.
0:59.5	Okay.
0:59.9	How about, now you go first.
1:01.7	You do Tracy, you do Tracy the intern.
1:04.2	Hello.
1:04.5	A pistol shot.
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