Vault: Listeners Open Up About Their Hoarding Problems
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🗓️ 27 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:01.1 | So Delta Burke yesterday checks herself into I think it was the same hospital that Brittany was in. Yeah, the UCLA Psych Board. A lot of people, that dude from Grace Anatomy checked in there too. Everybody wants to be near Brittany. It must be in Beverly Hills. It's that one or the Cirp Lodge in Utah. It's a thing to do. I'm going to go to the Circlodge for vacation this year. And this one didn't have anything to do with drugs or prescription drugs or anything like that. |
| 0:23.4 | She's got like this form of OCD and she just hoards everything and can't throw anything away. It's fascinating, right? But a lot of people have it. Hey, Jessica, you're on Q-100. Hi, Bert. Good morning. Oh, gosh, I can't believe I'm on the radio. I'm glad you called. So you have the same type thing? Oh my gosh, I can't help it. Let me tell you, when my call was like breaking down, it was my first car, and I got it back in 2004 as the year I graduated, and I broke the door off just so I could keep it. Oh my gosh. And then like I... Wait a mean, you broke the door off? What? Yeah, like the inside of the door, like, you know, the part where you roll up the window and stuff. Oh, so you have a memento from your first car? Yeah, and I can't throw it away. It was such a crappy car. It was a neon. Now, do you live your whole life like that? Like, you have to have these kind of symbols from your past? Yeah, my parents were always, like, throw it away, throw it away, you don't need it. And we moved down from New York back in 1998, and they got a dumpster and, like, threw up my whole bedroom. And then ever since then, when we moved down, I've kept everything. When I moved out of my house, my parents packed like 200 boxes. |
| 1:29.8 | Wow. |
| 1:30.2 | 200 boxes filled with what? |
| 1:32.0 | Just everything? |
| 1:33.1 | Just everything, from stuff to animals, to clothes, to books. |
| 1:37.4 | I kept all my schoolwork up from, like, middle school when I moved down. |
| 1:42.5 | Why? |
| 1:42.7 | So was like, yeah, I guess why? And was the whole house just consumed with all this stuff? Yeah, my whole bedroom, it was everywhere, and now it's in the basement, and it's, I mean, it's taken up almost the whole basement, and I don't know why, but when I was single, I'm married now. When I was single, I used to go out and buy like three pairs of shoes, |
| 2:02.0 | maybe three or four times a week. So I've got like over 300 pairs of shoes. |
| 2:06.2 | Well, that's not uncommon. Some women would honor that. Yeah, they're like, go, girl. |
| 2:11.7 | When they showed the inside of Delta Burke's apartment or house, whatever it was last night on TMZ, |
| 2:16.9 | it wasn't confined to just the basement. |
| 2:19.1 | There were every closet was consumed with stuff and it was disgusting. |
| 2:24.5 | It was so disorganized and just thrown. |
| 2:26.9 | They've done this. |
| 2:27.6 | They've done specials like this on Oprah. |
| 2:29.5 | They've done whole, you know, hour long specials focusing on these people. |
| 2:33.0 | And they can't even throw away leftovers that are in the refrigerator. Really? Things are, like, rotting. And then, I mean, they can't sleep on their bed because it's like, you know, stuff stacked up six feet on their bed. They have animals with feces all over the house because they just can't, they just can't get it together enough to clean it out. They never take out the garbage. Like, it's a sick disease. It would drive me crazy. I mean... |
| 2:54.2 | You're already crazy. It would be a different kind of crazy. |
| 2:57.8 | Hey, Amber, good morning. You're on Q100. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm good. I just, |
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