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Vault: How Did You Snap On Your Ex?

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🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: How Did You Snap On Your Ex?

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. I want a little honesty this morning. And I want you guys to call up and kind of narc on yourself.

0:07.6

And the situation I'm looking for is you're basically a pretty normal person. You know, pretty even keel.

0:13.8

But either he or she did something so bad to you during a breakup or you found out maybe he was screwing around or she was screwing

0:21.5

around and you just snapped and you did something that you normally would not do.

0:26.9

And we've talked about this before.

0:28.5

And I think that the great example is, what's that movie?

0:32.1

Waiting to Exhale?

0:33.5

Oh, yeah, yeah, waiting to exhale when Angela Bassett goes into her soon- to be ex-husband's closet, and then sees all his stuff and decides to chunk him all in his car that's parked out in the front of the house, and then she torches it and just burns everything. She just lost it. So it's a pretty even keel person, but I'll tell you what, they're in a breakup when things can get so emotional, or when you find out that they're screwing a breakup, when things can get so emotional or when you

0:54.7

find out that they're screwing around on you, things can get so emotional, you could just turn into a person that you're normally not. Yeah, absolutely. And everybody's been there at one point in another. Violent throws things, throws things off balconies, you name it. Could be like key in a car. I mean, you normally wouldn't do that. You're so upset before you know it,

1:11.8

shh, right along his car, right along her car. Doesn't make it anymore right, but you did it. Right. I've heard of the case of the clothes where, and this is like a friend of a friend, so it wasn't a close friend, but something about going into the closet and actually cutting up the clothes. So not burning them or anything, but going up and destroying them in the closet.

1:28.6

I've told you guys I know about the girl that caught her boyfriend cheating on her.

1:33.4

So she went into his wallet and took all of his cards, his credit cards, his driver's license.

1:38.9

She went in and also found his social security card, birth certificate, and torched it all.

1:44.4

And her point was she wanted him to think of her every time he was standing in a line, every time he was making a phone call, because you know how much of a hassle it is to get any of that stuff back. Every time he made a call, he wanted to think of her. So she told him, here's what I did yesterday. I took it all.

2:04.1

Ryan told me one time when he was breaking up with a girlfriend, you guys know how gentle he is. He and a girlfriend were breaking up and he actually punched the windshield

2:08.5

of a car in practice. Yeah, you can just do stupid stuff like that. 404-7401 Q100. I'm bringing

2:15.0

this up because Melissa had a story earlier this morning about this woman in DeKalb County, a police officer. She's been on the force 13 years. She separated from her husband, and I'm not sure how long ago, but he's a DeKalb County police officer also. Well, her husband or former husband, or soon-to-bebe husband started dating a woman named Samara Barkin.

2:37.2

And Teresa, the police officer, she didn't like that too much.

2:40.8

Kind of snapped on him a little bit.

2:43.3

So she went and used a classified law enforcement computer to look up Samara's personal information.

2:50.1

It was actually the Georgia Crime Information Center.

2:52.8

And as a police officer, you actually sign a waiver saying you won't use that for this kind of thing.

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