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Lindsay, go ahead. Use us. Let us help you. Okay. All right. So there's a rumor swirling about you right now and you need to clear the air. Well, it's just, I mean, there was a letter that was written to my work to all my human resources and to all my big bosses and stuff saying that me and my boyfriend were doing dirty, nasty things in the parking lot.

Were you?

That we know, God know.

Maybe in the Walmart parking lot next door, but not there.

I mean, there's your clarification.

Right.

You've got to be in the mood. Right, but I mean... Walmart. That'll do it. It was next door. You know, we were trying to keep our relationship quiet just for that reason, because we weren't trying to let everybody know because everybody at work knows. It's just like high school. Mm-hmm. Rumor gets around and it starts ruining your relationship, so We're trying to keep our relationship on the down low.

And yeah, somebody wrote an anonymous letter, and if, you know,

if it really was that big of a deal saying they were offended,

then why would they write it anonymously?

Why don't they just come out and let everybody know who it was?

So you're saying now that it's absolutely false and there was nothing going on between.

Oh, I mean, there's stuff going on with my boyfriend, but not in the Lexus parking lot.

You know, we would never do anything. He's very respected at that, at the dealership and nobody would

ever, he would never let anything like that happen. And I wouldn't let anything like that happen.

I just started

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