The Bert Show.

All right, so this guy from the Jersey Shore, if you haven't seen the show, it's a bunch of kids from like New York that go on out to the Jersey Coast and they party all summer long.

And the storyline is very similar to probably most of you guys that used to do this when you were younger.

You'd go to the shore and you just get drunk and you try to have sex all summer.

Well, and they're self-proclaimed Guidos and guiedos and guieds, too. So the Italian-American

organizations around the country are really upset about this show. There's been a ton of advertisers

that have pulled their ads from the show because, what do they call it, like ethnic bashing?

Because these people are such uber stereotypes of what, like, young Italian Americans are like from jerseys.

But they are who they are.

And they tan and they have lots of gel in their hair and they talk funny.

And now there's like Guido Guida, like name generators online.

What did Joanna say she was the other day?

Producer Joanna was like, Jay Wow or Jay something?

I don't know.

I mean, everybody is like all about this.

It's a really, really, really funny show.

And even if you don't watch it, I think there's some entertainment value in listening to this guy. He calls himself the situation. And this starts off with just a little sample of the show just in case you haven't seen the Jersey Shore yet. Girls love Guidos. I'm not even joking. I know girls that just go for that. I mean, you can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo pretty much with a shuttle? Hello. Mike Sorantino. How are you? Good. How are you today, man? I'm doing great. I'm just, you know, just, you know, having a loving life right now. What percentages are you hitting that when you go into a club? If you go out there and you approach 10 women, how many of them

are giving you a phone number? Okay. Before the show percentage is me going into a club. We're

probably out of 10 women and they're all hot. I would say, you know, I had a, you know, I'm being very real, I'd say

70% chance at getting what I wanted. Now, nowadays, you know, it's out of 10 women, let's just

say 20. Really? It helps. It hasn't hurt you in any way, shape, or form. No, no way. I,

I can't even go out and public without people mobbing me.

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