The Bert Show

Mariah Carey obviously hammered a couple of nights ago in Palm Springs.

She's accepting some kind of award in Palm Springs, right?

And please forgive me because I'm a little bit, um, yeah.

That went on for five minutes.

I think she's more to it than just champagne. You think she's high? Listen. Yes, listen to that. That is a stoner. If somebody walks up to you and says this, then they are stoned. And please forgive me because I'm a little bit... Bate? Yeah.

Ben Hope.

I don't know.

Melissa?

Yes.

Your opinion on that?

Well, you know what?

I hold my opinion because, no, yeah, I think that regardless of what happened, because

why would you call me out to recognize something like that

but I do like though I do like the fact that she acknowledged it yeah me too you know because

oh yeah then if she doesn't acknowledge it then it becomes oh what's happening to Mariah Carey her

you know she's it must be unhappy at her marriage and all these regulations yes it's happening

to her too she can't handle the pressure no she said she didn't eat dinner and she had way too much champagne. Straight up. She admitted it. Yeah. He got plenty of celebrities that have been documented as being inebriated in one way, shape, or form on tape. This is Ben Affleck. He's kind of drunk, and he's in an interview with a Spanish

interviewer, and he's got his buzz on pretty good. He just starts coming on with this one.

Well, you usually show a lot more cleavishness. What's the story? Why are you covering it up today?

Why, it's Sunday morning? It's Sunday morning. That never starts before from getting a

that. I don't think you're trying to fool Sunday morning. It's Sunday morning. That never starts before from getting a. I don't you're trying to fool.

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