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Vault: Jenn's upset she can't get boiled peanuts

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🗓️ 13 July 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Jenn's upset she can't get boiled peanuts

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0:00.0

You're on The Virtue.

0:02.0

So the Braves win 16-5 yesterday.

0:04.5

That's like Melissa said.

0:05.8

That's a football score right there. That is a football score. They looked so good yesterday. And one thing I thought was fascinating that the, you know, Chip Carey were, you know, kept saying, oh, and these Atlanta fans, they're just staying. They're not leaving it. It's such a high score, but they're still not. And I'm like, well, because it's been rainy and cloudy and cold.

0:21.5

And Atlanta's November.

0:22.9

So it doesn't matter.

0:24.1

They were going to stay in the seat. even in such a high score, but they're still not. And I'm like, well, because it's been rainy and cloudy and cold.

0:21.5

They didn't land us since November.

0:22.9

So it doesn't matter.

0:24.1

They were going to stay in the seats to the ending.

0:25.6

And they probably are still there because they want to be out in the sun.

0:27.6

I didn't get any reports to how many Cubs fans were there.

0:30.9

And if they were sort of louder than the Braves fans, what those Cubs fans, man?

0:34.4

No. Probably not on opening day, right? So we got 16.5.

0:38.0

They're 1 and 0 right now. They're practically qualified for the playoffs. And there's only, what, 161 games left? I mean, they can't possibly lose their playoffs spot now. So Jen should be excited about this. I know. And, you know, you can have such a great time at the Braves game. First of all, it is a meat market

0:55.4

so ladies get to the Braves games because

0:57.6

it's a smorgasbord out there. And second of all, you can... A smorgasbord? A smorgas board? A malarkey? Yes. It's a smorgasbord of men. It's a men's madness out there. And you can enjoy whatever you want out there. I mean, I'm on the website right now. You can have beer and wine and tamaritas.

1:14.3

Tamarita? out there. And you can enjoy whatever you want out there. I mean, I'm on the website right now.

1:11.0

You can have beer and wine and tamaritas. A tamarita? A tamarita? Like a tomahawk. Margarita. You can have a tamarita. All right. I like it. Hot dogs, hamburgers, soda, popcorn, cracker jacks. They've even got authentic Mexican out there, tacos, burritos, nachos. You can get on your dipping dots, your Edie's ice cream, your frozen lemonade.

1:31.4

I mean, nachos. You can get on your dipping dots,

1:28.8

your edie's ice cream, your frozen lemonade.

1:31.4

I mean, you can even get barbecue.

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