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Vault: Is she being selfish with her holiday wedding?

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🗓️ 13 July 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Is she being selfish with her holiday wedding?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

Just having to make a ton of decisions when it comes to her wedding, of course.

0:05.8

Everybody goes through the same thing.

0:07.2

Everyone's putting in their input I've noticed lately into a lot of the...

0:12.0

Input. I like the way you say that.

0:13.0

Input.

0:13.9

Input.

0:15.4

I didn't ask for it.

0:16.9

Exactly.

0:17.6

Well, when Jason and I were first engaged just a few months ago, it feels like forever ago. Just wait to your wedding in three years. Exactly. Well, when Jason and I were first engaged just a few months ago, it feels like forever ago.

0:23.0

Just wait to your wedding in three years.

0:24.8

Exactly. So when we were engaged, the first thing we talked about was the date.

0:29.3

Well, it's really important because he has family in South Florida.

0:33.4

And I have family here in Atlanta and in South America.

0:36.8

He's also got friends all over the United States because being in the military, you make friends and everywhere you're based.

0:44.3

And so we wanted to make it over a long weekend so that everyone could come to the wedding, right?

0:52.1

So you're thinking, okay, when is a long weekend? Well, obviously you

0:55.9

have your holidays, like your Fourth of July or Labor Day Memorial Day. So we settled on

1:03.0

our wedding to be Memorial Day of next year because this year would be too soon. I just, you know,

1:08.2

I have too many family members. I need to fly in. It's really expensive. So let's do it for next year. So I was talking to a customer at work and he's engaged

1:17.6

as well. So we've both been sharing our stories. And when I told him that I was getting married

1:23.2

Memorial Day of next year, he's like, oh, I didn't realize it was over a holiday. And I was like,

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