Vault: Jailed George Check In
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🗓️ 27 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.4 | You know, when you only have 12 listeners, you'll take anybody, including convicts. We got this guy named George, who calls in from jail every now and then just to check in with us. Good morning. Who's this? This is George. Hey, George, what's up? Who's this? This is Bert. You called me, dude. Hey, this is Bert? Yeah. All right. I'm on? Yeah, you're on with Jeff and Kim and Melissa? |
| 0:23.7 | All right, right, it's Bert. Yeah. All right, I'm on? Yeah. You're on with Jeff and Kim and Melissa? |
| 0:36.4 | All right, right, right. Where's Stacy or, uh, damn, I'm so nervous. What's her name? Lindsay? Lindsay. Yeah. Lindsay's doing the real world road rules thing. Where you? Where she had it? Up in Seattle? Yeah. No, she's in Cabo. And Cabo, I mean, yeah. |
| 0:37.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:38.4 | Cabo, Seattle. |
| 0:40.1 | George, where are you? |
| 0:40.6 | So close. |
| 0:37.6 | We're in the? Yeah. No, she's in Cabo. In Cabo, I mean, yeah. Oh, yeah? Cabo, Seattle. |
| 0:39.3 | George, where are you? |
| 0:40.2 | So close. We're in the prison here in the USP, Atlanta. Are you serious? We're in the prison inside of the prison. Actually, we're in the hole. What are you, like, in solitary confinement or something? Right, right. They have phones in there? We're orally. |
| 0:52.9 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:54.4 | I thought maybe you were one of the prisoners. |
| 0:56.4 | No, it's. Oh, okay. |
| 0:54.4 | I thought maybe you were one of the prisoners. |
| 0:56.4 | No, it's me, Flea and Garcia. |
| 0:59.7 | Is that right? |
| 1:00.7 | Flea and Garcia, my homeboy. |
| 1:02.4 | Everybody, got everybody in the red head out chili peppers in that thing with you. |
| 1:06.0 | You still have prison names, even if you work there. |
| 1:10.6 | Hey, do you have a tattoo tear? |
| 1:12.8 | A tattoo tear? |
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